Animals: Tasty treat

Tasty treat

By Anonymous - 14/12/2024 06:00 - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, my family and I went to feed carrots to the giraffes at the zoo. After I finished my first cup of carrots, I turned back to get some more. Suddenly, I was jerked back and a chunk of my hair was ripped out. The giraffe mistook the orange barrette in my hair for a carrot. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 09:12 - Canada

Today, I went to a petting zoo to take pictures. I look down to see a goat chewing the sleeve of my new sweater, so as I reached down to get it loose, it started eating my hair. People took pictures of me wrestling the goat before they helped me. FML

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By JoanT - 20/10/2020 11:08

Today, while petting one of the goats we have, the other one was jealous so it ripped out a chunk of my hair. FML

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By Thanks - 27/11/2009 23:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I took my daughter to the zoo. I threw a piece of my sandwich towards a very cute chimpanzee. As a thank you, he threw a piece of crap at me, which exploded all over my shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 14:00

Today, I took my kids to the petting zoo and my toddler decided to feed the goats her entire bag of popcorn. The goats swarmed her and stole her shoes. FML

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By shando - 08/11/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I went to a petting zoo with my niece and nephew. While we were checking out the llamas, one of them spit directly into my face. Disgusted and embarrassed, we turned away to pet a deer. The deer immediately urinated then shook its tail, which splattered it into my face. FML

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By ILoveAnimals - 11/06/2012 07:14 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I went to the circus with my family. When we were looking at the animals during the break, an elephant took my purse with his trunk and ate it. It crushed my cellphone, camera, keys and wallet. After that, the circus director yelled at me for feeding poisonous stuff to his elephant. FML

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**** my shit up

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 16:00 - Canada

Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2013 09:11 - United States - Sanford

Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML

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By jigglypuff100 - 20/12/2011 00:56 - United States

Today, while working at the zoo, I noticed a boy throwing candy into the warthog's exhibit. The fastest way to get there was to go through the exhibit, and speak to the kid from inside. I must have said three words when a lollipop hit me in the eye. Then the warthog peed on me. FML

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AustinDenton 22

Monday 29 July 2013 18:52

Haha!! Sorry but that is funny. I bet the giraffe was just as disappointed as you.

DerrickJames 33

Monday 29 July 2013 18:53

This is how we get those crazy hazard signs. This one will read: No orange barrettes next to the giraffes. No one will know why either.

Comments

olpally 32

Monday 29 July 2013 20:18

Quagmire had a giraffe once... Lol. That's some scary shit though op. hope you're alright! :/

Chikiriwak 17

Monday 29 July 2013 20:20

Ok... This... Is.... HILARIOUS!!!!!

geekchick88 17

Monday 29 July 2013 20:34

I once had a draft horse at our local fair tear a huge hunk of my hair out because it was blonde, so it apparently reminded him of straw. It was traumatizing. I feel your pain, OP.

Latino_Nino 10

Monday 29 July 2013 20:42

On the plus side, you got a free haircut... By an animal !

buckdharma 37

Monday 29 July 2013 20:53

I wonder, do giraffes laugh? Was he thinking, "Now that's a hoot" as he spit out your roots? You probably made him feel ten foot tall, guffaw, guffaw.