Tasty

By SillyScotsman - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Hamilton

Today, I was eating an ice cream cone when I felt something drop onto my bottom lip. Assuming it was a piece of ice cream, I quickly pulled it into my mouth. After a sharp sting to my tongue, I spat it out. It was a bee. FML
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mkid232 15

You better bee screaming for ice cream now.

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evnflr 7

How come this is sorted under intimacy? Did you and the bee share a special moment?

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CrissyyyS2 22

Quick! Offer it your ice cream and it'll leave you alone!

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w_introuble 25

Bee dies immediately after a sting! Op was left alone without having to give it the ice cream! Fyl tho op, it happens so easily, hope the tongue is better now.

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shaww 28

Your tongue must bee so swollen now

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Melix 31

Oh lord, your tongue must be itching and hurting right now..

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CueTheMusic 22

Do you usually eat warm, fuzzy icecream?

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Blazinthatshit 9

That's what I was thinking... He felt something drop onto his lip. Would he not feel the legs clinging to him and the fur of the bee? Or maybe even have noticed that, I don't know, it's not even cold or wet??

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CueTheMusic 22

Yeah, bees are pretty loud and fuzzy compared to a small amount of dropped icecream. But maybe I haven't tried the right kinds of ice cream yet!

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robotiick7 23

69-maybe op is deaf? I'm just taking a guess.

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NicaLovesDisney 17

OP may have been wearing headphones and listening to music. Hopefully your tongue feels better soon OP!

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SoulAmeliorate 16

Maybee it only entered beecause it wanted some ice cream.

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ViviMage 39

Oh will you beehave?!

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Schizomaniac 24

Say it like an Australian. Beehive.

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ltaper11 20

You couldn't bee any more wrong

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kaybee41906 13

I'd rather have a (nonpoisonous) spider in my mouth than a bee!

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meekthekit 6

The other day I was in the shower and I felt a water drop in my eye so I wiped it off on my shower curtain. I glanced at it and I saw that it was actually a big brown spider.

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LyraAlluse 25

Bees always show up at the most inconvenient times. I think they collectively plot these things.

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cottoncandymango 17

How does a bee feel like you have ice cream dripping down your lip....?

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