Embarrassing, Weird, Awkward and Work: Technically Spanish

Technically Spanish

By LeChameauTrisomique - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-germain-de-la-grange

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I started to panic. My teacher suggested that I should say whatever popped into my head. I blurted out, "Heeey Macarena!" FML

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whatsupitsbrian 23

Friday 14 March 2014 15:00

Did you dance too?

saIty 17

Friday 14 March 2014 15:02

If you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.

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Saraishi 24

Wednesday 19 March 2014 19:54

That's pretty funny xD

Tobber 16

Wednesday 26 March 2014 11:38

You rock.

dkt_lee 4

Monday 7 April 2014 13:41

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Clayda 5

Wednesday 8 April 2015 10:23

"Le Chameau Trisomique" x)

kenyrabit 25

Friday 3 June 2016 18:14

Thumbs up!

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