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By laxguy23 - 21/04/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, I got a email from my boss. He said he was going to have to let me go for missing so much work over the last week. I was laid off two months ago. I don't know what is more depressing, getting fired from a job twice or the fact it took two months for them to notice I wasn't there anymore. FML

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By fired - 04/11/2011 04:04 - Australia

Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML

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Make your mind up

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 19:38 - United States

Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 18:21 - France

Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

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By faeliality - 18/04/2016 08:39 - United States

Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML

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By a fat fucking shit and proud of it - 28/06/2014 19:09 - United Kingdom - Camberley

Today, it's been less than a week since I finally got a job, after over a year of searching. I just found out that there's about to be a wave of layoffs. I haven't even gotten my first paycheck, and already I'm going to lose my job. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 01:56 - United States - Dallas

Today, I returned to work after taking two days off to find I'd been fired. Why? For not being at work on those two days. Everything was agreed in writing, all trace of which has mysteriously vanished. I can't work until HR sorts it out, and nobody can tell me how long that'll take. FML

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By Adam Jensen - 18/06/2012 04:39 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I was at work when a co-worker decided it would be funny to email me from my boss's computer to tell me I had been laid off. It wasn't funny when I was fired for real after "skipping work without giving notice." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2010 23:39 - United States

Today, my boss told me I was fired 3 weeks ago because there was no money to pay me, meaning that I worked the last three weeks for free. FML

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Late stage capitalism

By Anonymous - 11/12/2022 15:00

Today, I got laid off. I spent the last two months planning a conference for my company. They fired me the day before the conference. I skipped my ex-boyfriend's funeral to be at the first day of this job. FML

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btaddict 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:53

Were you still getting paid for the 2 months?..if not you should umm... "request" your pay.

The_Khan 12

Thursday 14 January 2016 11:30

If it took 2 months for the work you were hired to do piled up so much it became noticable, then I suppose you really were let go because there was not enough work to support the position. Therefore, might be evidence you losing the job was not anyones fault.

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Kickinchicken213 3

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:52

That completely bites.

btaddict 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:53

Were you still getting paid for the 2 months?..if not you should umm... "request" your pay.

betsymonty 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:53

F your boss for being an unobservant jerk. He clearly sucks at his job. Maybe HE should be fired.

Stunt_fml 5

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:55

You're probably much better off. Sorry about the layoff... twice.

ilovefmlife 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:56

thats so funny :D but sad :( but its still funny haha

so_me_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:57

They thought you'd missed too much work over the last WEEK???? And you were fired 2 MONTHS ago!? Wow this is probably the most observant employer EVER. Sorry about the layoff(s?) though. Man, that must be rough :(

shaPOW 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:57

ok, you weren't fired twice, you were laid off once and "fired" after that. they probably just lost some of their documents and you didn't get removed from the system. this should be relatively easy to keep off your permanent record though, since it was an obvious mistake. also, i agree with #3. good luck finding another job!

AkihiroHattori5 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:02

I feel bad for you.

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:04

Wow, just thank your lucky stars you're outta that place. If they have that little grasp of what goes on in the workplace on a daily basis, they will not succeed.