Thank you for being a friend
By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 14:00
By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 14:00
By Aeare_ - 17/09/2016 04:15 - United States - Dixon
By thedd - 18/08/2009 04:44 - United States
By Anonymous - 18/02/2021 07:58 - United States - Edison
By happy bday - 17/09/2010 04:02 - Canada
By Chase - 15/05/2017 18:00
By 00bsg - 21/12/2013 15:46 - United States - Salem
By Anonymous - 10/01/2020 14:00
By Anonymous - 07/11/2011 00:26 - Reserved
By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 11:06 - United Kingdom
By DerrickUhl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Napa
Yes, I'll take "Signs that Nobody Likes You" for 100, Alex.
Cheers!
Sounds like a date!
its okay mine was on the 11th and I didn't even get anything to drink..
Aren’t you a little old to be in elementary school? Why would you go to a bar in your birthday when none of your playmates could get in? You shoulda partied at Chuck E. Cheese’s!
Hey, this is my FML! 1. my birthday was on a tuesday, so I didnt want to ask anyone to come out 2. I'm in college and my close friends go to a schools all around the state 3. My boyfriend whom I live with was on a business trip, so he couldnt come out with me. I dont like to make a big deal out of birthdays, but I did have a party a couple weeks later. :)
My 21st was on Mother’s Day I didn’t have a drink, you don’t have to get shitfaced just because it’s your 21st
Keywords
Yes, I'll take "Signs that Nobody Likes You" for 100, Alex.
Hey, this is my FML! 1. my birthday was on a tuesday, so I didnt want to ask anyone to come out 2. I'm in college and my close friends go to a schools all around the state 3. My boyfriend whom I live with was on a business trip, so he couldnt come out with me. I dont like to make a big deal out of birthdays, but I did have a party a couple weeks later. :)