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Thanks Dave, good one

By tech_support - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Sweden

Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML

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Today, my step-mom restarted the computer because she thought she'd downloaded a virus that stopped her from being able to click on anything, erasing my 7-page paper in the process. It turns out it was just the batteries dying in our wireless mouse. FML

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By Namaslayed - 16/10/2015 18:04 - India - Mumbai

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2012 18:29 - United States - Monson

Today, I started my new job as the only IT tech for my office. My first task: untangling the hundred mice the previous tech tied together for "fun". FML

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By worksux - 05/01/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML

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By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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By Robert - 01/07/2009 09:37 - United States

Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML

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By aireun - 09/07/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, my laptop plug got stuck in the wall outlet. I stood there for 10 minutes violently trying to yank it out. My boss came in and screamed at me for making noise. I was angry, so I glared at him and yanked on the plug as hard as I could. It dislodged itself noiselessly and I fell over. FML

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By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

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stuner56 22

Friday 4 November 2011 23:10

Im sorry but that's funny

Mirorbo 26

Friday 4 November 2011 23:14

I'm sorry, but there IS a time and place for trolling. At work is not one of those places, especially if it screws up a whole day's worth of work and can potentially get the victim fired.

Comments

Rico_Mal1116 0

Friday 4 November 2011 23:16

You need to get that handy-dandy troll spray!

natashax21 5

Friday 4 November 2011 23:55

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rocker135 0

Monday 7 November 2011 18:38

No shipping and handleing

Calen5556 0

Friday 4 November 2011 23:18

At least you werent in a frenzied attempt to click out of ****.

Torva_fml 16

Friday 4 November 2011 23:19

And then you punched him, right?

Wolveslikepie 4

Saturday 5 November 2011 6:31

Haha yeah, and then he died

brown4lifejot 1

Sunday 6 November 2011 3:21

Be practical 91. No ones gonna die when you punch them.

omggtfomi 1

Friday 4 November 2011 23:21

That's priceless

heathz 9

Friday 4 November 2011 23:30

prank war!!!

IgotDatCheese 0

Friday 4 November 2011 23:34

Rewire his keyboard and when he's typing, complete every word with a A.

Wolveslikepie 4

Saturday 5 November 2011 6:33

Actually it would be funnier to change his autocorrect so that it changes any words you choose like the into any word/words/sentences you want ;)

kamikrazy 6

Friday 4 November 2011 23:37

*facepalm*

natashax21 5

Friday 4 November 2011 23:42

Go plug it into the boss's computer and blame your co-worker when the boss gets pissed off. Good luck;)

rcbarnes 24

Monday 23 January 2012 23:07

Yikes, that's not too vicious retaliation?

FMLinNMI 0

Friday 4 November 2011 23:43

get him fired.

every1luvsboners 11

Friday 4 November 2011 23:47

I'm not really one for pranking people, but I would suggest that you throw a bucket of liquid hot magma on him while he's sitting at his computer. You can buy it a Wal-Mart or something for like $2 per liter.