Love and Awkward: Thanks for your service

Thanks for your service

By really - 19/02/2013 15:27 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I was at a club when a notoriously desperate and disgusting guy asked me to grind with him. Hoping for some backup, I coolly said, "You'll have to ask my boyfriend." My boyfriend's response? "Yeah, man, I don't care." FML

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By unknown - 15/06/2011 10:20 - United States

Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 04:43 - Canada - Qualicum Beach

Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with, "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML

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By therealkathl - 05/03/2015 13:32 - Austria

Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 01:31 - United States

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

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By lonelyboy101 - 27/08/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML

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By noooooooo - 18/03/2013 00:10 - United States - Laurinburg

Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML

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By grenade - 17/07/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML

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By royallymessedup - 21/08/2014 16:36

Today, some random bloke introduced himself at a bar by asking to fuck me. I got tongue-tied trying to say both "fuck off" and "please go away". I ended up telling him to "Please fuck away." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 21:26 - United States

Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML

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By Umidknickname - 17/06/2017 16:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML

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nyxiny 22

Tuesday 19 February 2013 19:05

Is it really that hard to say, "Sorry, but no thank you"?

illmatic2 16

Tuesday 19 February 2013 19:05

Just tell him to **** off.

Comments

stogeist 5

Tuesday 19 February 2013 21:02

Maybe your boyfriend shouldn't be your boyfriend anymore.

alitbaby 14

Tuesday 19 February 2013 21:21

just give him the Jenna marbles face!

soph_volleyball 11

Tuesday 19 February 2013 21:36

Break up time!

babeababe 16

Tuesday 19 February 2013 21:39

I agree with everyone saying you should've just said no in the first place. But since you didn't, your next step should've been to walk away and find the hottest guy in the club and start dancing with him. If "your boyfriend doesn't care"

dr_snow_bear 29

Tuesday 19 February 2013 22:03

Can't say "No" yourself?

imyy 20

Tuesday 19 February 2013 22:30

Why not just grow some balls and say, "no thanks?" Guys would rather hear that than a dumb lie, and even if your lie had worked and your BF said no, then the other guy could've gotten into a fight telling your boyfriend he doesn't "own" you etc. Next time, think!