Sports, Anxiety, Stressed out and Health: Thanks, I feel better

That really sucks,but you gotta admit that a golf course isn't the best place to be at while you're recovering from a concussion. All those steel clubs being swung around and balls flying in the air.....recipe for pain.

SmartGuy25 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 18:43

Looks to me like he wannted to share with you a concussion, as well as golf tips!

aback 4

Saturday 21 August 2010 19:07

Hmm...don't be walking down the stairs ahead of Dear Old Dad anytime soon.

sleepyhungry93 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 19:16

POW right in the kisser.

curzy 6

Saturday 21 August 2010 19:48

with the club, ball or his fist bc you suck at golf?

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