Compliment and Miscellaneous: Thanks, I hate it

Thanks, I hate it

By AmICrappyEveryOtherDay - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I received my first compliment in a really long time. It went, "Hey, you don't look like crap today." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 854

You deserved it 4 427

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Top comments

FYLDeep 25

Friday 3 September 2010 9:43

Some people are really hard to compliment. Like Lindsay Lohan for example. What are you supposed to say? "Hey........... You're really talented at snorting coke..."?

RoccoRox 0

Friday 3 September 2010 9:44

you don't look like shit, you're welcome(;

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lolmikes 7

Saturday 9 April 2011 6:11

hey where do you live cus if you live in prince rupert that might have been me

gogogadgetLMFAO 0

Monday 2 May 2011 5:09

haters ganna hate.

panda101x 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:40

Better than nothing, right?

dianadoll 23

Friday 16 March 2012 4:51

every girl is beautiful:) you are beautiful, you should at least tell yourself that every day.

WarriorOmen 25

Saturday 6 December 2014 5:16

That's not a compliment, that is a back handed compliment designed to make you feel worse.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Tuesday 18 July 2017 7:23

It's something!

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I agree, your life sucks 41 666

You deserved it 3 982

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You deserved it 3 398

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Today, the cops showed up at our door at 11 pm. Apparently, our neighbours thought I was being abused because they heard high-pitched screaming for 45 minutes straight. Little did they know our 6-month-old baby screams when she's happy. Loudly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 144

You deserved it 2 559

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I agree, your life sucks 35 302

You deserved it 4 390

Today, I'm so lonely that I actually convinced myself it was by choice. FML

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You deserved it 183

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I agree, your life sucks 4 761

You deserved it 249

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I agree, your life sucks 1 698

You deserved it 280

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You deserved it 7 642