Family, Gifts, Relatable and Grandparents: Thanks, I hate it - FML

Thanks, I hate it

By hawtpinkpanties - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my grandma gave me a gift, something she's never done before. I was excited, until I found out it was one of her overdue library books about dolphins. I feel so loved. FML

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danielle999 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:55

maybe she doesn't like you because you use usernames like "hawtpinkpanties"?

rigorouswolf 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:40

Maybe she just has no clue of the value of books, in her own world she could be giving you a car... Naw she just hates you

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mylifeisfuckeddd 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:46

you should feel loved, dolphins are awesome!

cxal_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:59

Its still a gift = after all she is the one who has to pay the library back, not you

Mnemo_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:00

aw...I hope she didn't make you pay for the late fee.

Roddsy 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:06

waaah i love dolphinss -heart-

missapple_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:27

**** you for not appreciating her gesture, misguided or not. And also **** you for using the word "hawt."

ohhhhshizzz 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:07

#36: a little anger there, eh? Wowww, that sucks. *DOLPHINS FTW* This would be funnier if it was a book about Jesus wtih a note saying, Jesus hates gays and you we're a guy. But my opinion.

SmoothTalker 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 4:09

eh...as they say it's the thought that counts (and if your dear granny is on the well-traversed path of senility, then you're a real winner champ :-)

BrandNewKadillak 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 4:39

I would love a pre-read dolphin book!

kewlz323 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 5:45

well then that sucks... i hope you and your grandma work it out and she gets you a nice present

rityz 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 5:48

yeah i know hw u feel my grandma doesnt love me either.

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