Kids: Thanks, I hate it - FML

Thanks, I hate it

By pinpin - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore. FML

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You deserved it 18 441

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live_2_eat 5

Wednesday 28 October 2009 10:05

Geez, there's nothing wrong with calling it "maths". That's what I call it! Are you so ignorant that you don't have any idea people in other parts of the world spell it differently? I don't mock Americans when you guys spell things that I consider wrong! E.g, American: "Fetus" Australian: "Foetus", American: "Airplane", Australian: Aeroplane, American: "Mom" Australian: "Mum"

Stoj_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 6:04

'english and grammer'? I sure hope you mean 'English and grammar', you idiot. At the very least, try to not make yourself look stupid when accusing others of being stupid.

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ryguy1997 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 16:22

eewwwwwww American. Canada is awsome. op u suck at math.

Save_Bandit 5

Wednesday 31 March 2010 7:10

weird al had it right. don't wanna be a Canadian idiot! haha jkjk dog I'm cool with y'all up in that northern neighborhood!

Metzler31 17

Saturday 3 April 2010 21:32

hahaha foreigners ftw!

authorkid 2

Tuesday 13 April 2010 3:50

lol 41

paiigee_ 0

Monday 19 April 2010 13:16

WTFs the difrience !!!!!?????: O

farsidee 0

Friday 23 April 2010 15:25

spelt is another I imagine

guitarjesus 0

Friday 30 April 2010 4:28

your sons being a puss tell him to suck it up and stop bitching about it it's just a C.

thatonek1d 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 20:16

24 more like fists.

thegirlnextdoorr 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 5:36

Ouch. Shoulda gone to Sylvan? FYL OP.

pajamurao 0

Friday 23 July 2010 5:43

As long as you didn't teach him GRAMMER either right 1?

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