Thanks

By Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
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NotGabe 28

That's when you tell her, "Thank you for your beautiful genetics."

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FeatherTips 10

What a bitch way to put it.

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thehuntress309 12

Well at least she didn't out right say it and tried to put a humorous spin on it...? Sorry Hun. :/

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awkwardloveannie 28

if you looked like her you should've said I guess I know where I get it from...

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chocolatefrog28 29

Everyone has a redeemable quality, there has yet to be a human made that is completely unattractive in every way. Your mom may have been joking around with you (or just being a jerk, who knows) but I'm sure you look just fine. No worries, OP.

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vipirius 18

Rapists, murderers, child molesters, Hitler?

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Ted Bundy was a very handsome and charming man. But he used his attractive qualities to seduce women and went on to become one of the most prolific and notorious serial killers in American history.

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bettyboop428 24

#49-Just because people do those things, doesn't mean that someone somewhere didn't find something redeeming about them. Most rapists and murderers actually live relatively normal lives. About Hitler, look at how many people found him charming and captivating enough to follow him.

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Narcoterrorist 6

#49, Hitler was one of the most skilled, charismatic public speakers of all time.

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HeartOfLead 24

So much for a straight forward answer. On a second note, I think OP was fishing for compliments. Guess who forgot the bait.

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golden_warrior 23

you might be just have average looks. We can't all look like movie stars. Remember, your average looks can be compensated with a good personality, confidence and a good job.

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False_Stupidity 41

Very harsh especially from your own mother but at least you can blame her :)

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BlueRainDude 11

I'm sorry sir but your mom is a legend. At least she didn't tell you in some boring way like "Yea"

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muffinkitty 15

Keep your chin up. Someday you'll meet a girl who will like you for who you are :) Unfortunately that day is not today.

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MrSassypants 33

"Jokes on you mom! It's because I'm fat."

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