School and Students: That's a funny word, mom

That's a funny word, mom

By Anonymous - 11/02/2021 22:59 - United States - Oakland

Today, I wanted to teach my students about history with dominoes. I thought the online video would be wholesome or relevant to history. Nope. The last domino was captioned "HENTAI." Students now get to explain to their parents that I exposed the word Hentai to their vocabulary. FML

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By auraya1985 - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML

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By PrettySureItsReal - 09/04/2015 19:38 - United States - Saint Peters

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By Bonngoo - 17/11/2016 18:17 - United States

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By Will this stupid fad ever end? - 06/03/2013 11:51 - United States

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By Amber - 28/05/2013 23:42 - United States - Oroville

Today, I had to make a poster for social studies. I decided to write "Nice ass" in hieroglyphics. Turns out my teacher can read hieroglyphics. FML

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By Anistoncole - 13/03/2021 20:01

Today, I was showing why we picked the colour in our posters and ads for my department. I used a video to explain; I hadn't watched the full video. I skipped to halfway through and there was a picture of a naked woman with starfish on her tits. Everyone kinda went silent. FML

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By yellowjacket_34 - 13/11/2009 17:47 - United States

Today, I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was searching the Internet. They watched me google "chronic itchy anus". FML

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By Mrs. Teacher - 18/09/2012 00:21 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML

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By englishfail - 15/01/2010 17:39 - United States

Today, I was teaching a class and my student pointed out that I used the wrong "your" while writing on the board. FML

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Zebediabolical 39

Friday 12 February 2021 8:43

Why would you screen a video to a class that you hadn't vetted first? ...and can I get a link? :D

ojoRojo 27

Friday 12 February 2021 9:08

As a fellow teacher, you ALWAYS need to watch videos before showing them to students.

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Zebediabolical 39

Friday 12 February 2021 8:43

Why would you screen a video to a class that you hadn't vetted first? ...and can I get a link? :D

ojoRojo 27

Friday 12 February 2021 9:08

As a fellow teacher, you ALWAYS need to watch videos before showing them to students.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 12 February 2021 9:22

I'll send you a domino captioned "BLUMPKIN." That should fix things.

EmmaMK 35

Sunday 14 February 2021 0:03

I don’t understand. What does that word mean please?

Hugo Aedo 4

Sunday 14 February 2021 1:12

It's anime ****

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That's a funny word, mom

Same thing different taste

Always check for ****

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