Love, Tinder and Dating: That's the rule

That's the rule

By whatdidido - 06/05/2019 18:05 - United States - Conover

Today, I was messaging a girl on a dating app. Things were going well so I thought I'd ask her to meet. She had listed hiking as an interest 3 times on her profile so I suggested we meet at a state park. She told me she doesn't hike on a first meet and blocked me. FML

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By Joboi23 - 07/03/2018 19:00

Today, I matched with a woman on Tinder with whom I'd already talked on another dating app. The conversation had died out pretty quickly, so I was surprised she gave me a second chance. Her first message was to tell me how boring I was on the other app. FML

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Paranoia

By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 10:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I asked a girl to move from Tinder to WhatsApp, after 3 weeks of nice chat. She said no way, and that I just wanted nudes and then unmatched. The only intention I had was getting to know her and asking her on a date. FML

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Tinder surprise

By Anonymous - 08/02/2021 21:30

Today, I was hitting it off pretty well with a girl I met through a dating app. However, she's never going to speak to me again because I also happened to "match" with her friend. How was I supposed to know they knew each other? FML

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Dating is hell

By Anonymous - 14/08/2021 17:00 - Turkey - Eskisehir

Today, I'd been talking to this girl for 3 months, and she finally agreed on a date. We got drinks and food, then she said, "I'm just going to the bathroom", then never came back, and blocked me. FML

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Skin deep

By John D - 01/08/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I saw a friend’s Instagram post. She's lost so much weight since the last time I saw her, so I slid in her DMs hoping to score a date. It was going quite well until I asked her out and she responded, “You’re only asking me out because I’m skinny now, right? You’re barking up the wrong tree” and she blocked me. FML

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By WTF - 26/10/2010 16:55 - United States

Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML

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By tenniemo - 12/01/2019 04:00

Today, like for the last year, I’ve been on Tinder. I was having a great conversation with a man and we were planning a date for next week when he asked for my number. When I politely responded that I’d rather wait to exchange numbers after meeting in person, he blocked me. FML

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Knackered

By Crushed - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for months invited me on a group hiking trip, just so that she wouldn't be the most out of shape person on the trail. FML

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The Irish goodbye

By Lost Reggie - 25/03/2024 00:00 - United States - Memphis

Today, I'd thought that I'd found the new love of my life. She wanted me, I wanted her, we were compatible on so many levels. I have known her for 15 years, and she had asked me on a date. Last night, she unfriended, blocked, and ghosted me. FML

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Unlucky in love

By Anonymous - 24/10/2022 10:00 - United States - Martinsburg

Today, it was supposed to be my first date with a girl I've been speaking to for three months. Last night, she revealed that she's still married, that her husband is "not so bad", and then confessed it all to him and blocked me. It was gonna be my first date in six years, after the last one stalked me across the country. FML

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Ghostrui 30

Saturday 16 March 2019 3:07

Meeting a stranger for a hike on a first meet may have set alarm bells for them. You'd want to suggest meeting at a place where there will be people around and not wind up so easily secluded.

idrow 7

Tuesday 7 May 2019 0:29

Even if it did trigger alarm bells for her, she could have suggested an alternate meetup, like go for coffee or something.

Comments

xnider 5

Tuesday 7 May 2019 20:18

that's not that bad, that's call rejection and as a man you have live with that until you get the one..keep doing what you are doing you'll plug that **** on a nice pussy 1 day

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 7 May 2019 21:50

Tell her you don’t mind if she doesn’t “hike” on the first date, but you’re curious about a different four-letter activity. ;)

blueknight1st 26

Wednesday 8 May 2019 1:39

Makes sense. I mean what if you were an axe murderer?

fjvitt 14

Wednesday 8 May 2019 4:35

Hey serial killer—go for Starbucks on the first date...there’s always time for a “hike.”

mssileas 25

Wednesday 8 May 2019 8:45

Seriously you need to stop getting hung up over people you've only known for three days through a text bubble. Yes, it sucked, she obviously had no real interest, but that's allowed. Move on.

831curmudgeon 7

Wednesday 8 May 2019 22:51

The blocking seems excessive, but you can't really blame her for not wanting to wander into the wilderness with some random guy from the internet she doesn't know!

whatsername 1

Friday 10 May 2019 4:04

I mean blocking is a bit extreme because she didn't explain why it's worrisome, but suggesting a hike upon a first date is a little bit Ted Bundy dude.