That sucks

By Rich - 09/08/2021 23:01 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst having a bath, I sucked a cup and it stuck to my face, as I’m sure others have done, right? However, the genius I am sucked it too hard and for too long, and managed to give myself a love bite goatee. The next week at school is going to be fun. FML
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Marcella1016 31

Dude how old are you having baths and playing with cups? But old enough to be on FML? That’s weirdly cute and...weird lol. But cute! Don’t stop being a playful human with a childlike sense of fun :) Hope you don’t have to catch too much shit over it at school though lol. Elementary or college or wherever you are.

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RichardPencil 30

The whole school wants to know who the class cupsucker is. You're going to get a lot of attention with your reputation of sucking too long and too hard.

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Marcella1016 31

Dude how old are you having baths and playing with cups? But old enough to be on FML? That’s weirdly cute and...weird lol. But cute! Don’t stop being a playful human with a childlike sense of fun :) Hope you don’t have to catch too much shit over it at school though lol. Elementary or college or wherever you are.

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RichardPencil 30

The whole school wants to know who the class cupsucker is. You're going to get a lot of attention with your reputation of sucking too long and too hard.

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EBrogen 12

Hmmmmm, Naw big dog. That's all you.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

How many of the other kids said you had an STD?

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Shzusuziq11 10

ummm, no. I never sucked a cup and had it stuck to my face....

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