The best method!

By Anonymous - 04/01/2020 18:00

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Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
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Susan Yee 9

Tell him, that you will give him anal first.

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mekiswrite 21

Tell him that what he gets to do to you, you get to do to him.

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QueenSaru 28

Remind him you could still get pregnant if he perforates the barrier between rectum and ******! And that anal does not prevent STIs.

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Gubbon 17

Yeah, because that is something that regularly happens...

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1known 30

Please tell us where you found such a fake information.

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rotflqtms_ 21

Tell him you'd rather use abstinence if that's the case.

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Susan Yee 9

Tell him, that you will give him anal first.

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bloopaloop 27

Tell him that’s where poop comes out.

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mekiswrite 21

Tell him that what he gets to do to you, you get to do to him.

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bobsanction 18

100% effective.

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Mungolikecandy 19

So you get a massive strap on and ask him to bend over.

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Brightside86 30

I don't see the problem, some women prefer it. Also you avoid the stress of wondering if your birth control was effective or not.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

He took his shot, regardless of the outcome, and he didn't go ahead and do it without your permission, which makes him better than quite a few other people who have been mentioned on this site.

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