The classic argument

By assault and imnotracistbuttery - 18/04/2015 04:57 - United States - Waxahachie

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Today, I got into an argument with my racist brother after he opened his god damn stupid mouth in front of my girlfriend. He actually tried to convince me that he's not a racist, because one of his favorite types of porn is black girls getting fucked by white guys. FML
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Rich531 21

tell him yours is seeing racists being ****** in their anus

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JazzHandsFML 28

did he start by saying I'm not racist but... usually means there's gonna be something horribly racist

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WeLikeIke 23

I hope he knows how much he ****** up because if he doesn't, there is something deeply disturbing about him!

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wakemeupplease 21

Stupid racist but he only said that cause we all know once a girl go black... you know the rest :D

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yve1220 20

Been there done that. So sorry op, I hope your gf doesn't think any less of you because of your brother.

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chanellgymnast 17

you're brother is an asshole who deserves to get his ass whooped.

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vlalam 24

What were ur parents actually doing when he was growing up?

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greekk 21

Does this fml seem more over the top then others? I don't recall ever seeing swearing or so stuff like 'God damn stupid mouth'

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yerawizardlizzy 27

It didn't necessarily seem over the top to me, but its inclusion irritated me because he could have used that space within the character limit to give us a little more info on the girlfriend. We assume she's not white, but that's clearly a vital part of the story and shouldn't have been left out. Probably my writer side coming out.

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peggscott 14

As a white Scottish guy I think it's funny when people are racist in front of me, because I just remind them that I'm actually the grandson of an immigrant, and then watch as they get all flustered and try to back track

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deathgrips 17

"I'm not racist because I get turned on by white men asserting dominance over black women"

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Ianamis 6

Not necessarily. Depends on the **** really.

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snazzymcwho 21

YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS. That's exactly it. UGH.

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Aimeejasmine 15

#45 that was literally implied in the FML, don't defend someone when the only information we know is they're racist ?

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Ichiya 29

Technically if you want to go that route all we know is op says his brother is racist.

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Aimeejasmine 15

Ya know I'm kinda confident OP knows their own brother pretty damn well, not like they lived with him for the majority of their life

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EarlFug 19

Sounds like your brother is an insecure dick. But I don't think Gandhi, or even Mandela, would recommend a whoopin.

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