Gross, Weird and Work: The customer is always right

The customer is always right

By peachass - 29/12/2015 04:59 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Rebecca c - 23/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML

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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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By Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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By aisbash - 01/09/2013 19:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was waitressing at work, when a woman decided to change her baby's nappy on a table. One moment I was asking her to leave, and the next, she was shoving a fully shat-out nappy into my hands. She asked me to get rid of it and fetch her baby wipes. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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Don't engage with the nutjobs

By MsBeaufont - 25/08/2022 16:00 - United States

Today, a customer came to make a return - a bag full of clothes without tags that weren’t from our store. I kindly told her she couldn’t return them. She had a full blown meltdown, pulled down her pants, urinated and defecated on the ground. Security escorted her out. My coworker and I had to clean it up. FML

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By fittingroompotty - 02/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By n77 - 23/04/2011 02:17 - Switzerland

Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML

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You deserved it 3 588

By grossed out - 21/09/2016 09:21 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML

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nephilim241 19

Tuesday 29 December 2015 14:21

I sometimes wonder how these complete mentalists blend in with normal people when they're not doing the most ratchet/bizarre things :-/

IntoTheClouds 42

Tuesday 29 December 2015 14:21

I had a customer pee in the fitting room and give me back the skirt she used to clean herself up. This is a whole new level.

Comments

toastbrot 9

Tuesday 29 December 2015 14:32

I pity you a lot OP but I think that women might be some kind of deranged or something. She clearly didn't know what she was doing.

emeraldisle 30

Tuesday 29 December 2015 14:36

What the absolute ****?? There has to be some way you could ban her from the store or at least pay for the clothes she ruined.

FalloutScrolls 25

Tuesday 29 December 2015 14:49

That is absolutely disgusting!

Honeydip804 21

Tuesday 29 December 2015 14:58

That's nasty. Too bad you had to be the one cleaning it up.

TheLastCenturion 19

Tuesday 29 December 2015 15:07

Good heavens that's horrifying. I don't suppose you can find a way to take action in case the cameras caught her?

HollyQuinn 21

Tuesday 29 December 2015 15:11

Jesus ******* christ, that is horrific.

cheshireau 26

Tuesday 29 December 2015 15:16

How does someone think this is an alright thing to do?

worthypegram1 13

Tuesday 29 December 2015 15:28

That happened to me at work once ?? she pooped in the fitting room and just left it

vegantreegirl 26

Tuesday 29 December 2015 15:36

What a disgusting human. Even my dog is better trained.

RabbitOfAurora 28

Tuesday 29 December 2015 15:36

... Of course this is in Victoria, Australia. Bogans ruin everything.

Spark_Slicker 19

Tuesday 29 December 2015 16:01

All I can think of when I hear or see the term "Bogan" is Ja'mie from Summer Heights High.

RabbitOfAurora 28

Wednesday 30 December 2015 23:38

I wish bogans were that great.

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Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML

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Today, my parents told me that unless I think about my behaviour and make some real changes, people are going to think I’m weird or suspicious, and I’ll never make friends. This is because I choose to attend church on Sundays instead of watching TV and getting drunk. FML

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Today, I was at Target buying four coloring books. As I was in line, the woman behind me said that buying coloring books was a good idea to keep my kids occupied. I smiled and said that it would give me a few minutes to relax. I'm a 26 year-old guy with no kids. The coloring books were for me. FML

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Today, I went to work feeling great. I'd just paid off my student loans and was planning a trip to see friends in Italy. I left work unemployed because a fraud case I exposed 3 years ago got the company sued for slander. It was thrown out because everything was fact. FML

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Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML

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Today, my girlfriend of 15 months broke up with me. Best part? I just picked up an expensive sterling silver ring engraved with Forever and Always for her last week (she knew about this). The other best part? She asked if she could still have it and if she could keep my hamster. FML

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Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

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Today, after I continued repairs on the home of a hoarder family member, guess which one of us wasn't invited to the family dinner… FML

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