By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
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thawny_fml 21

Patiently waiting for a thousand "What a shitty situation" comments.

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chef4money 12

Are you a janitor or do you just work in a small office? Either way, that was a bitch move and she could have cleaned the mess herself. If I trashed a toilet, I would clean it because I would be mortified for someone to see that.

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carecow 16

Your boss is douche, but on the other hand I've never heard of shit rolling uphill in corporations.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

suck it up. unless it continues which in that case go above her because that'll be considered a form of harassment at that point. ..

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countryb_cth 38

I don't think OP should suck it up. It sounds like if OP is complaining than being a janitor is not OPs job. OP should complain to HR if their boss is making them clean the bathroom and it's not even in their job description.

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EatUrGreens 20

He didn't mention what his job was, he could be the janitor?

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thawny_fml 21

Patiently waiting for a thousand "What a shitty situation" comments.

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Exodiafinder687 58

It may take a while. They will be torn between commenting on this one or commenting on the one about the person who fell on a dog turd. Edit- Didn't take that long apparently. ^

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1dvs_bstd 41

Well, if I know anything about FML commenters, it's that they love either crappy shitty and stupid puns or 'oh OP, everything is gonna be sunshine and rainbow' God forbid that you make a joke that's not a pun or 'nice'

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mrmcleod 29

I love how #27's "what a crappy situation" has been downvoted and #30's identical comment is upvoted. F his life right. It made me stifle a laugh in the restroom at work.

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Bloink 25

I don't understand why this comment has so many likes... it's basically the same as saying "what a shitty situation"

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jadeleepenguin 29

How does someone possibly make a mess in the toilet? Has she never heard of flushing?

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JayVicious 20

maybe the toilet wasn't used?

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stevenN659 24

Maybe she sat on the toilet backwards? I have no idea. either way its a bit of a sticky situation.

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HairIsEverything 15

#33 Oh god, hope it wasn't like the scene in Bridesmaids with the food poisoning.. LOOK AWAY!

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T1A2Z3 34

I work in a cafe and one of my duties is cleaning the toilets. I've had to scrape shit from the insides of toilets. Wipe it off the seat. Some people get it on the floor. One very impressive person managed to get shit on the inside of the toilet lid. I have no clue how.

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nofreeusernames 10

How does this even happen? Do I want to know...?

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Secret_Ninjaa 35

Yikes! Sorry. :/ I guess she's a boss from Hell.

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Classy_Sassy15 18

I'm sorry OP it'll get better your boss is just a big asshole.

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Pleonasm 35

You got that right; she's wide open all over the whole stall apparently.

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chef4money 12

Are you a janitor or do you just work in a small office? Either way, that was a bitch move and she could have cleaned the mess herself. If I trashed a toilet, I would clean it because I would be mortified for someone to see that.

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Pleonasm 35

There's the pecking order, and then there's the Upper Decking order...

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ihartmytdi 23

Tell her you're tired of dealing with her shit.

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