Cheating, Cops and Love: The nerve of some people

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The nerve of some people

By Inga44 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 196

You deserved it 3 788

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By Beaten - 31/07/2010 23:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML

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tanners 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:51

i hope you didnt bail him out

natsumosam92 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:52

just leave that retard in jail, hes an idiot for doing it in a model home

Comments

Shyman4ever 0

Friday 24 July 2009 16:06

Leave his sorry ass to die in jail.

AAAAHHHH12 2

Friday 24 July 2009 16:08

I hope you didn't bail him out. I really do.

spawn_of_satan 0

Friday 24 July 2009 16:17

what a douche !

Tenor_Sax_Man 0

Friday 24 July 2009 16:41

YDI if you bailed him out. Otherwise, FYL

kawaiicandi 1

Friday 24 July 2009 17:03

That's more of an f HIS life, not an f my life. What a jackass!!

mcsnelly 5

Friday 24 July 2009 17:23

I wouldn't go so far as to say f HIS life....because he completely brought it on himself. If you do something completely retarded and then face the consequences, you can't call that an FML...it's called "I'm an idiot and something bad happened to me because of it."

tomarino13 0

Friday 24 July 2009 17:25

did you?

tomarino13 0

Friday 24 July 2009 17:28

did you?

skaterpunk8678 0

Friday 24 July 2009 17:35

Haha that's hilarious. Either leave him or bail him out, offer to drive him home, drive into the middle of nowhere and tell him to get the hell out if your car.