Cheating, Cops and Love: The nerve of some people

The nerve of some people

By Inga44 - 16/11/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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You deserved it 3 711

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By Ipickthegoodones - 26/06/2009 06:43 - United States

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You deserved it 4 621

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By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

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By Beaten - 31/07/2010 23:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML

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tanners 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:51

i hope you didnt bail him out

natsumosam92 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:52

just leave that retard in jail, hes an idiot for doing it in a model home

Comments

xXTotallyLostXx 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 4:45

pfff...i hope you left his ass there!

kgy 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 4:49

that's just sad I hope u didn't do it or u're just as sad

Colin91 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 5:31

Not really FML.

PhoenixRose4 5

Saturday 25 July 2009 5:59

Perfect time to leave him high and dry!! Just don't bail him out, god he must be stupid

ClumsyAmy 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 6:05

HAHAHA! I would have laughed and hung up. :] What an ass,

g33ktr0n 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 6:35

I'd laugh in his face and not bail that asshole out.

Starry_eyes08 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 6:53

I really hope you left him there.

Googlemypants 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 8:29

well maybe you shouldnt take this as a bad thing (: your boyfriend was being a jackass,he got caught n went to jail, you were his only hope (: the only thing that could screw you over was if you bailed him out -.-"

zomgkat 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 16:40

I would laugh at him so hard and say, "Have fun in jail, cause I'm not geting your ass out!" haha. this made me laugh.

anb8503 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 17:51

HAHA!! That sounds like my cheating ex who brought his girlfriend to the hospital when I was giving birth to his baby!!! So much for being "best friends"!