Transportation, Relatable, Awkward and Health: The road to Hell in Hell - FML

The road to Hell in Hell

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I have an Urinary Tract Infection, causing me to have to use the bathroom about every ten minutes. I'm also about to leave on a 15 hour car trip with my entire family. FML

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greenfairy82 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 14:13

DRINK CRANBERRY JUICE. I had the same thing and my mom suggested it. Home remedy. just drink about a liter of it and it'll go away. There is something in the juice that clears everything up!! I hope that helps...

soiree_fml 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 12:03

oh man, that blows! fyl :( i hope you survive the trip!

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newburton13 26

Friday 15 June 2012 20:44

Bring a bunch of pads just in case.

ajh557 22

Monday 24 December 2012 8:02

That's more like a FTL because they have to stop for you a lot

vickytronmon 6

Thursday 7 March 2013 7:27

I feel you OP. I had one when I went upstate to visit my sister at school once and I also had my monthly cycle in top of that. :x

cwl727 32

Wednesday 9 April 2014 20:14

Adult diapers.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 6 July 2015 4:12

I wouldn't go.

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Today, I left something in my boss's office. The door was closed which usually means she isn't in there, so I asked her coworker/friend for the key. When I opened the door, she screamed at me to get out of there. Turns out, she has just stopped breastfeeding her son and was pumping her breasts. FML

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Today, I came home to find that my girlfriend had repainted my bedroom. As she had offered to do it, it shouldn't have been a problem. However, she decided to return the several unopened cans of off-white paint that I'd bought for something "more neutral." Like "Sunset Orange." FML

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