Miscellaneous: The road to hell

The road to hell

By notgoodwitholdpeople - 23/05/2014 16:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML

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You deserved it 3 117

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By Help Me - 18/01/2015 03:45 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 330

You deserved it 8 484

By Spa Catholic - 10/06/2015 12:00 - United States - Taunton

Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 790

You deserved it 2 133

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 17:00

Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 077

You deserved it 181

By fuckit - 23/07/2016 06:52 - United States - American Fork

Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 153

You deserved it 1 203

Look out!

By station - 05/05/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the train station when an old man grabbed me. I started screaming, yelling, "HELP" like a madwoman and tried pushing him away - that's when I saw the golf cart rush past me. He was trying to push me aside from getting run over. Everyone started laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 952

You deserved it 57 234

By thegirlofthedad - 29/01/2013 09:48 - India - Mumbai

Today, I saw a lady who had fainted. I ran over to help, only to find out that she was unstable and had a knife in her hand. She was pointing it at me, and growled threateningly every time I tried to move away. It took the cops an hour to defuse the situation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 675

You deserved it 2 808

By No money, mo' problems - 18/06/2013 22:01 - United States

Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 198

You deserved it 9 665

Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 997

You deserved it 1 805

By karmafails - 01/05/2012 16:17 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 342

You deserved it 2 365

By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 180

You deserved it 2 587

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 24 May 2014 1:08

Chances are somebody saw her…

djjmax 7

Saturday 24 May 2014 1:14

Haven't you learned from this site to never trust an old person?

Comments

rosso700 14

Saturday 24 May 2014 4:23

Awkward moment for the day

Roskosity 22

Saturday 24 May 2014 4:26

And now she's pushing your buttons.

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 24 May 2014 4:53

…What the…?

anythingwilldo 10

Saturday 24 May 2014 5:56

No good deed goes unpunished.

WildJubeJube 16

Saturday 24 May 2014 6:44

Yo wasn't this on YouTube? Oh wait nevermind... The vid was on a bus.

Mountainn 7

Saturday 24 May 2014 7:11

Might be a feminist...

mkcherry 14

Saturday 24 May 2014 9:49

Barring imminent death I don't help anyone for any reason. Sitting outside Starbucks with my infant a homeless man fell and was making groaning sounds it seemed off so I went inside. He got up and moved on but tried it on a lone woman she took the bait and got assaulted for her trouble.

doemetoch 28

Saturday 24 May 2014 11:13

So, one example of somebody helping someone and getting robbed is now an excuse for being a selfish and uncaring person? I hope that if you ever get into trouble, you'll run into people nicer than yourself. I am honestly more shocked by all the comments from people here that say that they wouldn't help, than by this FML.

mkcherry 14

Saturday 24 May 2014 11:48

Well considering me and my child were most seriously harmed by a predator yeah it's good enough reason to not help anyone that will be ok without my immediate assistance. I would call the police for anyone in serious danger, I performed CPR on a young boy in a movie theater in 2012 but I'm careful.