Miscellaneous: The tourist

The tourist

By Sam - 09/02/2011 20:56 - United States

Today, I toured an art museum. Our tour guide had an obvious lisp, so I tried my best not to laugh. When she asked me a question about a sculpture, I accidentally replied, "Yeth ma'am." She ended the tour right there. FML

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By fartmaster - 22/04/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

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By look how totally not racist I am! - 11/07/2014 03:32 - United States - Salida

Today, I was stuck on a campus tour with my subtly racist mother who, in an attempt to seem open-minded, deemed it appropriate to refer to our black tour guide as "Sistah". FML

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By Sara - 25/02/2016 07:39 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, I paid $50 to go to a war museum. It was so boring that I fell asleep standing up, lost my balance and faceplanted the floor right in front of our tour guide. FML

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Natural history

By latino - 11/11/2010 11:30 - United States

Today, at the museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML

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By Rmglrsm - 23/06/2016 02:21

Today, at work, I was helping someone who really sounded like she had a Boston accent. So, I asked her where she was from. She has never been out of state. Turns out she has a speech impediment. FML

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All shook up

By Mike - 15/12/2010 11:57

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was, "I farted." Well, at least they all laughed. FML

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By OopsKid - 30/05/2011 18:14 - France

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

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By stutterboy - 11/06/2013 20:36 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML

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Are you OK?

By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 15:00

Today, while thinking about something cringe I did, I accidentally said, "Oh fuck!" aloud during someone's speech. The room besides me and the speaker was otherwise quiet. FML

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By MahSquito - 06/02/2012 02:14 - United States

Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML

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meg238f 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 23:51

Well, that's what happens when you laugh at people with problems. Are you 10?

catkat1988 17

Wednesday 9 February 2011 23:56

And the FML here is that you didn't get to go on the museum tour? You sound like a 6-year-old who didn't get dessert because you misbehaved. Honestly. How is lisping even that amusing in the first place? And even if it is, try to control yourself and be just a little more sensitive to people with problems. She face up to her minor disability every morning because she has the competencies to do the guided tours, and you ridicule her for it. **** HER life, not yours.

Comments

Ai_Luv_U 2

Thursday 16 June 2011 20:57

Wow...you have problems.

dmann56 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 14:21

i find that hilarious. And I get it because sometimes when people have speech problems, you just copy them. I don't think she really ment to do that.

jackthaguy21 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 15:24

your a douchebag

bassoonist527 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 7:27

Asshole

lolmigosh 15

Saturday 21 January 2012 15:42

You're a bitch she can't help it.

crazy4uboi 6

Saturday 6 October 2012 4:27

What are you 3? Didn't your mother ever tell you that making fun of people is disrespectful?!

kittenmeownyan 18

Tuesday 4 December 2012 2:57

Good job on being a dick about something she couldn't control.

kellyelly 9

Tuesday 29 January 2013 11:23

You are a jerk.

Joegonff 4

Thursday 21 February 2013 6:51

Frankly, the line about trying not to laugh makes OP sound like a douche. Besides that, she's really getting a bad rep. When conversing with someone with a strong accent or a lisp, it is occasionally hard not to imitate them. For some people, it's almost a subconscious thing. OP wasn't saying that to be mean to the guide; it was either a psychological response or a slip of the tongue.