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By Mike - 15/12/2010 11:57

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was, "I farted." Well, at least they all laughed. FML
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Same thing different taste

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
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DocBastard 38

The technical name for not being able to think of the correct word is um...uh...

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SeasonedLemur 5

Your granny told me you shat the bed on Saturday!

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MissLizWolf 8

yeah, it's lucky he didnt have a 'brain shit' haha I kid, I kid!

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Timmo_fml 2

Nah mate, I shit on your granny. Gave her a good old Cleveland Steamer. She loved it.

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fakeaccountX 6

Alabama Hotpockets are the way to go.

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tnt227 4

ouch FYL :( I also blank out when speaking publicly

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amerwin 3

There's nothing wrong with a little comedic "relief", even if you weren't aware that it slipped out.

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unluckybastard18 0

w/e you do don't picture everyone in their underwear you say something dumber.

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