The workplace from hell
By Gottabekidding - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashland
By Gottabekidding - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashland
Well, 'seems someone got some corporate inspiration from Dilbert's company!!
Timesheets could be worse, I worked at a firm where you allocated tasks to five-minute increments!
They should just employ someone new to record what everyone is doing, if they want to know that badly.
2:12 Wrote a sarcastic FML comment 2:13 Checked to see if comment got a reply 2:14 Checked to see if comment got a reply 2:15 Checked to see if comment got a reply 2:16 Checked to see if comment got a reply 2:17 Checked to see if comment got a reply
They realize you (and other employees) can still lie, right? This does nothing but annoy the honest, hard-working individuals on staff.
1215 to 1230 took huge shit 1230 to 1245 still taking shit 1245 to 1300 finish taking shit 1300 to 1315 wrote report about taking shit
Oh yeah, been there, done that. :( One of the big signs your company is doomed...start searching for something new. (I don't say that lightly)
Wow, way to micromanage. Sounds like you have a boss and not a leader. That sucks, OP.
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Clearly this increases productivity. Oh wait...