Love, Awkward, First Dates and AITA: These people walk among us - FML

These people walk among us

By Vivky - 29/11/2024 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I went on a blind date set up by old college friends. The dude was very nice, then we started reminiscing about our high school and college years. I mentioned people doing stupid challenges, which is when I made fun of the idiots who ate Tide Pods. Turns out he was one of them. FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Friday 29 November 2024 1:08

You dodged a bullet there.

JasonThorn 20

Friday 29 November 2024 1:21

I thought that was some kind of urban legend...

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