Think before you speak

By Takuma - 20/05/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML
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Same thing different taste

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It's your ex who should be posting here, not you.

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hahahaha definitely an epic win right here

meddude 0

this isn't an FML. it's ******* awesome is what it is.

There's no YDI our FML here. There is just pure WIN. Chick tried to brag about her iPhone and you had an awesome comeback. Kudos to you. Try to not crash into her boyfriend sometime soon, though.

Not cool, dude. ...is what I want to say, but all I can muster is "pwn3d!"

**** both your lives - she's doomed to s shitty Iphone AND the knowledge that she lost her virge to a dickweed like you.

Someone's not over their ex... It's been 5 years dude. Grow up and move on. But still, that was a nice comeback. ;)

Someone has way more wit than i do, lol way to go hombre

This would have been an FML if she shot back, "The iPhone has great customer satisfaction!"