Think before you speak

By Takuma - 20/05/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML
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brontide 0

It's your ex who should be posting here, not you.

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nooneelse 7

I don't get one thing, are you still on her?! It seems so, if you could such thing because of some iphone... Kill her bf and have fun.

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lmmmr 0

#66 has it right. Way to be the jealous ex tool. You lose.

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gdgtfiend 0

Thats not an FML, thats awesome! You're the man!

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TM875 1

That's definitely awesome, dude! I want to use that in my life!

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Curtieeeez 0

You win on so many levels.

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thisishilarious 0

well done sir, put that **** in her place

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stepherneffernee 0

Oh my God! That is so not cool. FHL! Not FYL! SHE should be putting this on here! Uber embarrasing.

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propelks09 0

i feel like it's been five years and that's much too long to still be thinking about her

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neurorot 0

bwahaha, this is awesome. love for the op

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