Cars and Transportation: This ain't no place to be if you planned on bein' a star - FML

This ain't no place to be if you planned on bein' a star

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took my car to a drive-through car wash. It wasn't until after my back seat was filled with foam and I had been squirted in the face that I realized my back seat window was rolled down. FML

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thebluewizard 14

Sunday 15 January 2012 16:39

That sucks, but you REALLY should check that beforehand. Just sayin'.

amanda_say_whutt 9

Sunday 15 January 2012 16:46

Dude look, you paid for a car wash but instead you got a free shower.

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Duck_Goose33 3

Monday 16 January 2012 1:52

Perhaps Op received some really good news about a promotion, or he was on the phone talkng about his mother's health condition with a doctor and he got distracted. Don't judge unless you know the entire situation.

cidman420 5

Monday 16 January 2012 2:22

dumb ass

mitchythegreeen 5

Monday 16 January 2012 6:19

thats oklahoma for ya...

jingajanga 0

Monday 16 January 2012 6:27

Just don't let it happen during sex and you should be fine :)

babyz17 0

Monday 16 January 2012 7:02

That's why I check windows before doin something that might cause water soap ect. In my car

insanelyXnikki 18

Monday 16 January 2012 8:09

How do you not remember to check your windows and doors before going into a CAR WASH?

innka 2

Monday 16 January 2012 16:40

look on the bright side, now you don't have to wash your face :D

jackeechan 10

Monday 16 January 2012 18:42

Havent you heard of air conditioning?

rwq891 4

Tuesday 17 January 2012 3:39

Lmmfao

kaileysue2796 0

Friday 20 January 2012 3:07

Now the inside is clean too!

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