Love and Awkward: This Charming Man

This Charming Man

By Sheev - 18/10/2019 06:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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By ThirdWheelHell - 30/06/2016 06:07 - United States - Farmville

Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 23:08 - United States - Denver

Today, I overheard the guy I like talking to one of his friends about me. His friend asked if he and I were dating, to which he replied, "No way, dude. I have standards." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, I was at my senior dance dancing with this guy I really like. He was telling me how he likes a strong woman who's not afraid to make the first move. Empowered by what he said, I asked him out. He said no because he thinks girls shouldn't ask guys out. FML

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Interested parties

By Anonymous - 20/12/2023 00:00 - Canada - Mont-Saint-Hilaire

Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML

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Ghost

By Braden - 28/10/2021 17:00

Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML

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By Just Lonely - 04/09/2016 05:04 - United States - La Place

Today, after not hanging out with anyone the whole year, a guy finally asked me to go the movies with him. When I asked what time, he said, "Never mind, I found another girl." FML

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Take a number

By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 00:01

Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML

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By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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riley873 21

Friday 18 October 2019 6:37

I'm just going to assume you meant 'the guy I used to like'

JackFaire 27

Friday 18 October 2019 18:01

He revealed himself to be a garbage person. When a girl I liked starting going on a homophobic tirade yes it became "girl I used to like" pretty damn quickly.

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riley873 21

Friday 18 October 2019 6:37

I'm just going to assume you meant 'the guy I used to like'

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Friday 18 October 2019 16:23

You do realise you can't get over someone just like that

JackFaire 27

Friday 18 October 2019 18:01

He revealed himself to be a garbage person. When a girl I liked starting going on a homophobic tirade yes it became "girl I used to like" pretty damn quickly.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 18 October 2019 6:41

Keep swinging for the fences! Miracles do happen.

jbuckets_404 38

Friday 18 October 2019 17:49

Yea, look at Lyle Lovett & Julia Roberts... married for about 3 yrs (after 3 wks of dating) though. Sheesh!

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 19 October 2019 8:34

Hey, I always do that. It hurts less to get shot down by a beautiful woman than by a plain one. And, on the other hand, when you don't get shot down...wow!

Surewhatever 35

Friday 18 October 2019 9:56

And that's when you punched him in his pretty face?

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Friday 18 October 2019 16:27

Well it all depends on how hes like? he could be seeing if you do like him, maybe ask the third wheel why they think you two are suited but at least you got your answer now

jbuckets_404 38

Friday 18 October 2019 17:51

A gentleman he is NOT! You deserve far better, Gurl! Good luck, OP!

Iamthebanzai22 21

Friday 18 October 2019 20:23

I am really sorry that you had to experience that from such an asshole. DOn't worry, soon he will just be a vague memory.

Kaylana_fml 31

Saturday 19 October 2019 2:59

And then you said, "Better 'awkward' than 'asinine," and cancelled your movie plans with him, yes? What a lout.

Sonotsuave 35

Sunday 20 October 2019 0:43

Wow he sounds pretty immature and somewhat blatantly rude, I know feelings are hard to turn off but you can definitely do better

Traveling_Book 9

Sunday 20 October 2019 15:02

While it was a very crude and rather rude way to put it at least he was upfront and didn’t string you along. Rejection is tough but it is better to know how he feels so you can move on.