By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 23:08 - United States - Denver

Today, I overheard the guy I like talking to one of his friends about me. His friend asked if he and I were dating, to which he replied, "No way, dude. I have standards." FML
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kglambert24 8

some people are just shallow.

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ophel1a 7

saves you time otherwise wasted pursuing an asshole. take the good from it!

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Musicsthecure 8

Well, that sucks :(

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nnnope 26

hence why it was posted on FML -_-

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kglambert24 8

some people are just shallow.

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tacojauns 45

I don't think it's shallow it sounds like they have talked at. the absolute least, so he might have standards as in personality like they just are not compatible.

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KeXu 6

Not every guy has to like every girl.

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RpiesSPIES 27

I agree with #39. I would only ever date a girl whom was very into video games as I am, because that's how my standards have been set... Even if they were 'hot' and all over me I wouldn't date them if they don't love games. This is because I know for a fact my life wouldn't be as happy w/o a gamer girl in it. Standards are not always based on looks. There are MANY other things that can be judged by standards.

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Catkam623 27

Standards could also involve the girl not being a massive ****.

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ZacZ 8

Or some people just have standards. Nothing wrong with that.

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sammyjanette 17

#45 I totally agree, and I think the reverse is true also. Though it does make me curious the amount of thumbs up comments that whinge about the friend zone get.

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ophel1a 7

saves you time otherwise wasted pursuing an asshole. take the good from it!

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poopsi 19

Off topic, the shadow on your face made it look like you had a beard. On topic, I totally agree! I've had some experience with jerks.. Not fun. Be glad you dodged that bullet, OP!

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CharresBarkrey 15

14 - I thought the same thing. I clicked on her picture to see if she was pulling her hair over her mouth.

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ophel1a 7

14, 16: it is a finger-shadow-stache, ty for noticing, and it is intentional! :P and effective, apparently.

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xlorawrz 9

He's a *******. I think you're the one who can do better.

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MissMess 12

Then he was an asshole unworthy of your affections anyway. Better luck next time OP

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randombleeps 11

you should be like 'i have standards to. like a guy with a bigger dick'. lol

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Ameel_fml 19

That doesn't even make sense. "I have standards too. I prefer guys who aren't ******* assholes" would have been a better response.

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poopsi 19

The saying "fight fire with fire" is not a good one, sir. When you fight fire with fire it will only make the flames bigger.

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Catkam623 27

Actually some times fire fighters do fight fire with fire they'll set one to clear the area of brush so that the larger one can't spread past it

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chanellgymnast 17

What the hell? Clearly his idea of "standards" are nothing but shit. What an ass. You deserve better anyways, OP.

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Sekkaichi 12

Maybe he's one of those men that says mean things to the person they like. But that was truly cruel of him to say that.

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scta 13

If that's the case then he shouldn't be called a "man", because that's something immature boys do.

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Ameel_fml 19

I'm guessing OP and her crush aren't in elementary school. In which case, he's far too old for the "picking on the one you like" crap.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

I guess he's not your favorite guy anymore.

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lambda_fml 40

Maybe what he ment was that he has some really low standards and you are way too high up in the standards hierarchy.

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