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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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By hockusa3 - 11/09/2014 15:44 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 19:29 - United States - Greeley

Today, I got threatened with a gun at the drive-thru, all because my coworker forgot to include extra fries in the guy's order. FML

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You deserved it 1 612

By Ladyfarquard - 21/07/2019 04:03

Today, I got charged with drink driving, without even driving my car. FML

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You deserved it 556

shadowtrooper 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 1:34

hahaha dude stop drinking and driving

littlemissalex 3

Sunday 17 July 2011 1:35

Don't drink and drive, it's that simple. I dot care if you kill yourself doing it, but don't you dare kill an innocent person

Comments

mismonroe 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 3:14

Only Whatavagina would be worth a DUI.

perdix 29

Sunday 17 July 2011 3:16

I'm guessing there were cops in the restaurant snarfing down free Whatachickens, etc. when they heard the OP's boisterous slurring over the drive-thru intercom. They just walked out and harvested the low-hanging fruit so they could continue their orgy of gluttony while doing their job of handing out tickets.

musicalmaggs 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 3:17

ydi for drunk driving. why did you even post this? people wanna live.

musicalmaggs 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 3:17

ydi for drunk driving. why did you even post this? people wanna live.

Schnyduh 4

Sunday 17 July 2011 3:18

What is Whataburger

ReynshineCutting 10

Sunday 17 July 2011 3:18

I agree with 29. Maybe you just got a bad batch or something because I love for Whataburger. I don't live in a state with one at the moment but I know exactly where the first one is on my 14 hour drive back home and always stop there.

Not_so_innocent1 5

Sunday 17 July 2011 3:21

whataburger?

olivia_r 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 3:22

Were you looking for sympathy by posting this? You won't get any, yes people make mistakes, but nothing bothers me more when people get a DUI and want sympathy. You chose to get and the car and drive. You chose to danger peoples lives. Your lucky that you only received a DUI, other then living with the guilt of killing someone.