This is fine
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By Ladyfarquard - 21/07/2019 04:03
Did you get fries with that?
Smooth. You're lucky you didn't kill anyone. Driving drunk is not only stupid but dangerous also.
you live in Texas
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha??
wtf?
OMG, The cashier was a secret undercover cop? I hate when that happens!
^ haha this is like the 10th you've explained this lol
I can't believe OP has the audacity to think THEIR life is ****** when there are countless people out there who quite literally have their lives ruined by drunk drivers. "Today, the love of my life died a graphic, painful death when some selfish, useless, waste of human life decided to operate a motor vehicle while intoxicated. I'm heartbroken over this senseless loss and my life will never be the same. FML".
Oh just suck it up.
I hope I just missed the sarcasm on the posts saying they don't know what whataburger is
I'm sure alot of people haven't heard of whataburger...I never had before this fml. They don't have it in ALOT of places so would it really be that surprising? I was just able to gather it was a fast food place by the name...I'm kinda shocked anyone needed to ask what it was.
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hahaha dude stop drinking and driving
Don't drink and drive, it's that simple. I dot care if you kill yourself doing it, but don't you dare kill an innocent person