Weddings, Awkward and Love: This is going to be fun

This is going to be fun

By Tony - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my fiancée informed me she'd invited her ex-husband to our wedding at her parents' request. FML

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j_cat187 19

Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:35

As long as your fiance's ex does not perform a drunken toast i think you're safe.

supervacaneous 4

Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:40

WATCH OUT, OP. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO TED MOSBY.

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doglover100 28

Monday 7 April 2014 3:09

Why is she listening to her parents about who to invite?

fantasyworld 37

Monday 16 March 2015 20:47

You need to put your foot down.

LostDN 9

Sunday 21 February 2016 16:28

I'd instantly announce if that's happening I wouldn't be there

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