Relatable and Love: Three's a crowd

Three's a crowd

By Kimberlie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out why my boyfriend wouldn't let me move into his new apartment with him. It turns out his other girlfriend had already moved in. FML

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m1ssophiebee 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:07

i hope he isn't your boyfriend anymore

xMexicanXJesusx 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:07

I'm so sorry :( :( :( He doesn't deserve you!!!

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SdCounty33 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 17:04

Well, at this point it would be just plain awkward for everyone if you moved in.

too_tiny 5

Tuesday 15 March 2011 21:31

lol. hahahahahaha.

MaeSoccer42 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 17:26

jerk!

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 15 March 2011 18:44

Yes, because everyone with the same blood type as Charlie Sheen will have the same luck. Excellent logic.

mikka54 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 19:03

that's really sad.. men are horrible :(

GoodLookingGeese 10

Wednesday 16 March 2011 21:15

hey.. not all, just some...

obsydian_fml 3

Tuesday 15 March 2011 19:27

threesome! there, happy guys? :)

2010shawn2011 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 19:43

threesome time. get yourself some now!!!

EVELYNandDIEGO 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 20:13

you'll find someone better maybe this happened for a reason (: wish you goodluck and don't even think about his dumbasss

aardvarkish 15

Tuesday 15 March 2011 20:13

First Come, First Service

TheDrifter 23

Tuesday 15 March 2011 20:52

It's the tiger blood with alien DNA that makes Charlie so successful, not everyone can pull it off as smoothly.

brunettegurly 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 22:47

i guess thats a no to a threesome

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Today, my therapist told me to write down my goals for the next five years. After thinking hard for what seemed like forever, all I could come up with was getting a girlfriend and having an FML published. And to be honest, I'm not even sure about that first one. FML

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Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

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Today, I told my 21 year-old son he either has to break up with his girlfriend, who fills his head with lies about me, or I'd stop speaking to him. He laughed and said he'd fine with us not speaking ever again. FML

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Today, my husband left our bedroom to go turn the thermostat down in the hall. I let out the smelliest fart, so bad that I had to blame it on our baby. He laughed and said, "I leave for one second and come back and it smells like a sewer in here." FML

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