Miscellaneous: Tick tock

Tick tock

By older - 10/06/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I was walking downtown. I'm 57 years old, and I'm pretty well along in terms of hair loss. On top of that, I recently hurt my left leg and am walking with a crutch. I passed two teenagers, who were looking at me, and I overheard, "Yeah, I agree. I'm much more scared of aging than death." FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 906

You deserved it 2 809

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By Faker - 16/10/2012 21:44 - United States

Today, while shopping, an old man came up to me and told me I should be ashamed for walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock people who actually limp from serious injuries. I wasn't faking, I was born without my right leg and I was getting used to my new prosthetic one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 018

You deserved it 1 669

It's all downhill from here

By Go Mom...?! - 09/06/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I'm a 20 year-old guy, and my 52 year-old mom has aged really well and looks around the same age as me. Meanwhile, I'm aging poorly and fear that I may soon look as old as she actually is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 366

You deserved it 110

Help!

By notwasted39 - 13/07/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I was walking to my mailbox when I fell down and couldn't get up. My neighbor walked by with his dog, took one look at me struggling, said, "What is wrong with kids these days, drunk at 9 a.m.?" and continued on. I couldn't get up because I'm still healing from a stress fracture in my hip. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 035

You deserved it 3 095

Time

By Anonymous - 08/09/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I used to look so young for my age that in high school, I was regularly mistaken for a freshman. I never succeeded in getting dates because of it. Today, I'm 25 years-old and regularly get confused for being in my thirties. I guess all the stress from work, loneliness, and rejection really caught up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 406

You deserved it 89

By Anonymous - 09/09/2018 14:30

Today, based on recent x-rays, I have the right knee of a 60-year-old, the left knee of a 70-year-old, and the right hip joint of a 100-year-old who's been dead for 15 years. I'm only 19 years old and my doctor says I'm gonna need two walking sticks by the time I'm 25. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 462

You deserved it 172

By Blazouta - 11/11/2008 08:32 - France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 070

You deserved it 4 573

Freakout!

By beer guy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 546

You deserved it 2 571

By Baby Face - 16/01/2017 15:03

Today, I was at work refreshing the shelves when a man turned the corner and said, very surprised, "You look 12!" A few weeks back, two people did the same thing, only they said I looked 9. I'm almost 21 years old, and just very short. Starting to get just a little self conscious here. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 647

You deserved it 494

This woman's work

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 17:02 - Germany - Aachen

Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 211

You deserved it 98

By Jayswizzle - 11/08/2010 08:10 - United States

Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well I pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 161

You deserved it 4 595

Armin_fml 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 16:20

kill them, they're not scared of death anymore :')

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 10 June 2009 16:25

Wow those kids are stupid. I can't say that I've never thought this inside my head before though. I hate getting older.

Comments

made_of_fail 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:14

I want to apologize for the idiots of humanity, normally within their 13th to 19th years of living. Society has taught them that shallowness is next to godliness and the looks should be prized over anything else because they can be 'used'. So while I empathize with you OP, I hope you realize that being yourself - however you look, feel, or care to be - is more important that whatever some self-centered, size 00 jean-wearing freak teens say about you. And by the way, I'm 21 an my personal take is that you aren't old until you're 1OO. [:

sararoxx 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:15

my dad's 58 and he has a full head of hair. . . :| :o

amandaaauuu 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:17

that is f*$#@*% messed up....what is wron with those retard

jj732 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:26

i'm fifteen and you know what i say? **** teenagers. we're rude, bratty, and don't live by any rules at all. i mean at least i have respect for people and know when to not say what i'm thinking. but the ones that really bug me are the prissy little snots like #16. walk in traffic.