Awkward and Love: Tickle time

Tickle time

By sarahbeth93 - 20/07/2011 04:07 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2023 05:30 - United States - Aiken

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML

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By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

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By just a reaction - 17/08/2020 23:09

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML

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By queenofthegypsys - 01/03/2020 23:00

Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2024 16:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML

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Brain fart

By my bad - 24/09/2020 01:58 - United States

Today, I went out with my friend and her boyfriend. Not knowing him very well, I accidentally called him by her ex’s name. He took that as a sign she was still seeing the ex and dumped her on the spot. She’s now not speaking to me for ruining her life. I’m just bad with names. FML

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Secretive

By whattheHellman - 23/10/2022 09:00 - Australia - Traralgon

Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML

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Wednesday 20 July 2011 12:03

Don't worry, that just means it'll probably be the last time you ever get tickled by your soon-to-be ex boyfriend.

ShrukiantheMad 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 12:02

Did your brain derp?

Comments

Cvlrd17 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 10:57

bitch move o:

nintendoOnerdOo 3

Friday 22 July 2011 3:19

wow

Sofargone05 0

Friday 22 July 2011 8:02

Oh shit. Been there done that, find something similar to your exs name and say you said that.

jace913 0

Friday 22 July 2011 8:20

your such a douche bag I hope he beats u

AtomicRebirth 11

Friday 22 July 2011 9:48

Really? You're going to condone domestic abuse over a simple slip of the tongue? If anything, I'd say YOU'RE the douche bag.

Shinobi_1991 4

Saturday 23 July 2011 16:40

What the heck? You're telling a person to commit physical abuse on someone, because of a slip of the tongue? That's just wrong!

doc89holliday 3

Friday 22 July 2011 13:19

thats f.ed up

jamieexo 2

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:29

Ouch!!!!!!

french_vulpix 19

Saturday 23 July 2011 2:29

Hey, at least it was something you hated that subconsciously reminded you of him. Seems better than if you had been on a date or something :)

Beautiful22Mess 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 7:25

oh damn

july7799 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 4:42

wow and how long have u been dating?????

CharlieS0ul 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 23:58

hey.. just apologize and tell him you weren't thinking straight when you said it.. and ignore all the ass holes that said you deserved it. everyone has a blonde moment.. no offense to blondes

snowR 1

Thursday 4 August 2011 4:27

Aww Gee.. When a girl slips up an ex's name its a mistake.. But a guy does the same, hes a lying cheating sob who doesn't deserve a girl so awesome like you isn't it? Get over yourself..