Start off by saying you have meat curtains and it looks like roast beef Hahahaha.

Go on about how perfect your ex's ****** was. How smooth, light pink, tight, no excess skin, and how it always without fail tasted really really sweet.

My ex-girlfriend would do that all the time and when she saw mine she said it was the first time she saw a penis. idk if she was being nice or saying it was small.

You have to options 1. Dump her 2. Impress her with your penis

U should just end it cuz itz odious she still likes her ex

The word "please" was extra.

Talk to her. My ex use to talk about how his ex didn't think he was a virgin cause he lasted so long. Which looking back she must either be attempting to boost his esteem or she was with a 29 second man

Insensitive girlfriend is insensitive.

Fucken hate when they do that!

People that constantly talk about their exes aren't over them.