TMI

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy
Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 653
You deserved it 4 909

Top comments

dva976 7

Tell her, her vaginas kinda loose. Lol!

Rei_Ayanami 18

Perhaps you should impress her with yours so she will talk about it instead.

Comments

kristina1124 3

if it was bad things then she was only try to say how much she liked yours homey.

robokid777 4

im sry to tell you but your gonna be dumped dude

oXali 0

One day it'll be your penis she talks about too, just be patient, her next bf will be just as frustrated as you.

horsegirl331 6

Wellllllllll that sounds interesting? Ask her if she still has feelings for him if she does then I would ask her to make her mind up don't rush her and she who's more important him or u if it's u good luck if it's not u make a decision a girl who doesn't really like u or a single dude that can just have fun! I'm not forcing you to anything I'm just giving u advice you don't have to use that's what I would to my boyfriend talking about his exs boobs.

gottaluv9ball 0

Next time she brings it up tell her about your ex's penis! That'll get her to thinking!

Time to start learning how to perform "origami of the penis", then she'll be constantly talking about your amazing junk instead of the Ex's. And if that doesn't work, she's 100 miles away from being over him. :p Fyl.

The_Otter1 1

That totally sucks dude! If she mentions it again, that's a clear indicator that she doesn't have your best interest at heart. There are plenty of girls out there who will do right by you.