TMI
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
One day it'll be your penis she talks about too, just be patient, her next bf will be just as frustrated as you.
Guess whose cheating on youuuuuu
YES
Wellllllllll that sounds interesting? Ask her if she still has feelings for him if she does then I would ask her to make her mind up don't rush her and she who's more important him or u if it's u good luck if it's not u make a decision a girl who doesn't really like u or a single dude that can just have fun! I'm not forcing you to anything I'm just giving u advice you don't have to use that's what I would to my boyfriend talking about his exs boobs.
Time to start learning how to perform "origami of the penis", then she'll be constantly talking about your amazing junk instead of the Ex's. And if that doesn't work, she's 100 miles away from being over him. :p Fyl.
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Tell her, her vaginas kinda loose. Lol!
Perhaps you should impress her with yours so she will talk about it instead.