Miscellaneous: No yolk

No yolk

By eggonmiface - 01/07/2018 15:00

Today, I made scrambled eggs. Returning the rest of the carton, I tripped and spilled 10 raw eggs all over the inside of the fridge. The same fridge I spent 2 hours cleaning and scrubbing every drawer and shelf of yesterday. FML

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By Badlucked - 03/05/2019 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML

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The Blob

By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 17:02 - Germany

Today, I cracked an egg which turned out to have an extremely thin shell, so at first contact with the bowl, it came apart in my hand and the contents glooped right through my fingers, all the way down the kitchen cabinet, into a half-open drawer, as well as onto the floor and underneath the cabinet. FML

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By JTinNJ - 27/08/2016 11:57 - United States - Parsippany

Today, I woke up and poured myself a large glass of orange juice from a carton and took a big gulp only to realize it was liquid eggs. FML

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By francesa_loca - 14/10/2011 16:09 - Canada

Today, my father started drinking a little early. At some point, he got hungry and decided to boil eggs. He started a dozen, drank some more, and passed out on the couch. When I came home, all the water had boiled off and the eggs had exploded all over the kitchen. I'm still cleaning up the mess. FML

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There's no such thing as a coincidence

By Anonymous - 24/05/2021 10:57

Today, I cracked an egg with a disgusting rotten black yolk into the pan, ruining my almost done breakfast. Last time this happened, just coincidentally, two deaths in the family and a near deadly mental breakdown followed. Now eggs seem too gross to eat, and I’m afraid this time was another bad omen. FML

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By FuckYou - 02/07/2012 06:07 - United States - Santa Maria

Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML

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By LilyL - 06/06/2010 21:53 - United States

Today, I spent hours cleaning the kitchen that my slob roommates always neglect. I scrubbed the floor, emptied the fridge, washed all the dishes, etc. When I was done, I was thirsty so I got myself a soda. I opened the can, and it exploded and sprayed everything I had just washed. FML

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By Amber Rutledge - 27/01/2018 00:00

Today, my 2-year-old learned how to open the fridge lock. I came out of the bathroom to what she called a "scrambled egg breakfast". FML

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By Noname - 18/01/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, my house got egged and since it is the winter the eggs froze. They used two dozen eggs. FML

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By EggBomb - 01/12/2016 18:22

Today, after boiling eggs my whole life, I wanted to try a packaged hard-boiled egg for the first time. I'd never had a cold egg before, so I thought it would be a good idea to warm it up. Now, I'm cleaning out a billion pieces of egg shrapnel in the microwave. FML

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Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 1 July 2018 17:07

That is some eggceptionally bad luck.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 1 July 2018 19:00

So you really made a dozen scrambled eggs — most of them are Rocky-style, though.

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Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 1 July 2018 17:07

That is some eggceptionally bad luck.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Sunday 1 July 2018 17:07

I'll bet the fridge appreciated that.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 1 July 2018 19:00

So you really made a dozen scrambled eggs — most of them are Rocky-style, though.

OneGuySixDemons 23

Sunday 1 July 2018 20:03

You’ve got egg on your face A big disgrace Somebody better put you back into your place

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Monday 2 July 2018 2:10

You've got egg on your cakes. You big disgrace. Somebody else should have put those eggs back in their place. Singing, we will, we will mock you.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 2 July 2018 1:59

You're yolking. Looks like you'll have to shell out for some more. Though I can't imagine cleaning your fridge again went over easy, and doing all that work probably left you feeling fried, but don't worry. Omelet you in on a little secret - you can get some more eggs for just a couple bucks.