Love: Today, a booklet came in the mail, addressed to me and titled...

By briang959 - 30/01/2015 23:28 - United States - Thomaston

Today, a booklet came in the mail, addressed to me and titled "How To Train Your Wife". I didn't order it but my wife doesn't believe me. FML

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briang959 47

Saturday 31 January 2015 17:49

I'm the OP. Thankfully my wife has a good sense of humor. We eventually found out some of our friends did this as a joke. :). Time to pay the prank forward. The comments are hilarious, BTW.

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clumsylobster 17

Saturday 31 January 2015 14:33

Better get reading.

tygerarmy 35

Saturday 31 January 2015 14:43

If you look, the first chapter gauges your ability to control your wife's reaction to seeing it.

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theoretical 6

Thursday 19 February 2015 21:03

trolls everywhere

jkasian48 15

Monday 9 March 2015 4:44

That's one way a pissed off neighbor gets revenge

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