Miscellaneous: Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased... - FML

By EuropeEst - 16/04/2014 07:23 - Latvia - Riga

Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish the job. Welcome to Russia. FML

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gracehi 31

Friday 6 May 2016 17:35

Damn. Russian road ragers don't **** around.

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 6 May 2016 19:47

He was Russian to hit you with that bat!!!

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OhPuhleeze 23

Sunday 17 July 2016 17:22

Russia!!!!! I think it's on YouTube by now. :)

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