Work: Today, a co-worker and I walked out of our office at the same...

By Prometheus - 24/03/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, a co-worker and I walked out of our office at the same time. He got in his car, which was parked right out front. I asked him what I had to do to get a sweet parking spot like that. He rolled up his pant leg and show me his prosthesis. He was in the handicapped spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 13:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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By ICanExplain - 22/06/2015 20:46 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML

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People just suck

By Anonymous - 03/01/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was so happy to finally get my disabled parking badge but I was not prepared for the abuse from members of the public because I don’t "look disabled." Just this morning a woman refused to believe I have a prosthetic foot, and tried to make me pull up my pant leg to show her. FML

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Impressive

By mikej1985 - 20/03/2009 17:11 - Canada

Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML

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By nobodywasthere - 12/09/2017 01:30

Today, I rushed onto the metro to get to work. I found there were no seats left and asked a perfectly healthy guy to let me sit in the handicap spot. He refused to because "being tired" was a handicap characteristic. I have one leg. FML

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By Thomas P. - 27/08/2016 16:49

Today, I parked in my "employee of the month" parking spot by the front of the store and started my shift. About halfway through my shift, a customer backed into my vehicle, got out and checked, then drove off before I could come outside. Perks of being the best employee I can be. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2014 23:57 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I was finally given a parking spot at work. It turns out to be between an expensive sports car that never parks straight and a giant truck too big for its space. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 03:04

Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 02:34 - United States

Today, I received a $250 ticket when I parked my car, that has the disabled placard, in a handicapped spot at a Wal-Mart. The officer said she watched me get out of the car and walk to store without appearing to be disabled. I'm 59 years old, have a steel rod in my spine and a prosthetic hip. FML

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By s - 09/12/2016 02:38

Today, I parked in a "Disabled" space. A woman and her kids comes yelling at me about how I don't look disabled and I was just being selfish. I roll my pants up to reveal two prosthetic legs. She then yells at me that I should have warned her before showing my legs since it could scare her kids. FML

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Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:04

wow. but hey, it happens to the best of us. not me though, i ******* rock.

Serial 2

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:04

now you know what you must do

Comments

questioncom 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 2:46

amputees feel a lot better if you cant tell at all. so you may have made his day

redsoxchick08 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 2:48

yea I agree with 21. Also. not every spot has two handicapped signs. sometimes they are only painted in the ground...which with a car over them you can't see.

gabeepicfails 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:11

don't feel too bad about it , it's hard to tell . I'm sure he wasn't offended .

effit 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:28

I guess kiss his ass for the next week or so...maybe his dick too.

whitey_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:30

ouchhhh he most likely didnt take it personally. dont sweat it.

heather889121 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:31

um... so????

vitaminsandminer 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:32

.... you didnt seen the sign?

Floatout2sea 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:50

At least you were just joking. A friend of mine has two prosthetic legs, and since you can't really tell, a lot of people will actually YELL at him for parking in handicapped spots - though I must say it is hilarious to watch their faces when he takes one of them off to prove why he needs it.