Work: Today, a co-worker and I walked out of our office at the same...

By Prometheus - 24/03/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, a co-worker and I walked out of our office at the same time. He got in his car, which was parked right out front. I asked him what I had to do to get a sweet parking spot like that. He rolled up his pant leg and show me his prosthesis. He was in the handicapped spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 13:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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By ICanExplain - 22/06/2015 20:46 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML

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People just suck

By Anonymous - 03/01/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was so happy to finally get my disabled parking badge but I was not prepared for the abuse from members of the public because I don’t "look disabled." Just this morning a woman refused to believe I have a prosthetic foot, and tried to make me pull up my pant leg to show her. FML

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Impressive

By mikej1985 - 20/03/2009 17:11 - Canada

Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML

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By nobodywasthere - 12/09/2017 01:30

Today, I rushed onto the metro to get to work. I found there were no seats left and asked a perfectly healthy guy to let me sit in the handicap spot. He refused to because "being tired" was a handicap characteristic. I have one leg. FML

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By Thomas P. - 27/08/2016 16:49

Today, I parked in my "employee of the month" parking spot by the front of the store and started my shift. About halfway through my shift, a customer backed into my vehicle, got out and checked, then drove off before I could come outside. Perks of being the best employee I can be. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2014 23:57 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I was finally given a parking spot at work. It turns out to be between an expensive sports car that never parks straight and a giant truck too big for its space. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 03:04

Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 02:34 - United States

Today, I received a $250 ticket when I parked my car, that has the disabled placard, in a handicapped spot at a Wal-Mart. The officer said she watched me get out of the car and walk to store without appearing to be disabled. I'm 59 years old, have a steel rod in my spine and a prosthetic hip. FML

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By s - 09/12/2016 02:38

Today, I parked in a "Disabled" space. A woman and her kids comes yelling at me about how I don't look disabled and I was just being selfish. I roll my pants up to reveal two prosthetic legs. She then yells at me that I should have warned her before showing my legs since it could scare her kids. FML

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woofer_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:04

wow. but hey, it happens to the best of us. not me though, i ******* rock.

Serial 2

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:04

now you know what you must do

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locoamor 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 4:29

Hey it could have been worse! You didn't know, it's all good. He will understand! At least it's not a situation like this girl.. http://ihatesue.com/?id=paxrs3jigco51f9c7hbv30vgqn1etb

adrienne_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 5:00

makes me want a peg leg

f0rged 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 5:07

#20 I'm with you. Usually it's highly noticable so that everyone "doesn't" park in that spot...And I don't see how he would get upset about you not knowing he had a prosthetic leg, unless they just had a "sorry you lost your leg" lunch party at work earlier that day...

FoundManyLemons 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 5:11

Guess you told him you didn't want it that bad?

f0rged 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 5:21

#35 walking on a prosthetic limb isn't always the most comfortable, it can put pressure on the limb. my friend's dad has a prosthetic leg and if he walked too much his leg would start throbbing

sunny_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 5:40

ahaha #9 funny. but still i think it's ok lol i dont think he took it offensively. yer good.

djtelekinesis 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 6:31

How is this an FML? You didn't know he had a prosthetic leg. Oh well. A simple oh, sorry would have fixed that.

uhnonnuhmus 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 6:52

This isn't so bad. It's like something I would do. It's not a big deal at all. On the bright side, if you get to know him better, sex with an amputee is quite titillating. Seriously, that stump can do things that aren't even found in the Kama Sutra. (Good things, too!)