Miscellaneous: Today, a couple asked me to donate my eggs so they could start...

By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 17:46 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, a couple asked me to donate my eggs so they could start a family. When I refused, I was called heartless by my ex-husband and the woman he cheated on me with for over two years. FML

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By Ford - 03/01/2018 01:30

Today, a child that was born due to my donation to a sperm bank in 1995 contacted me. My current wife, who I met in 2003, is convinced I cheated on her and is filing for a divorce. FML

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Breach of contract

By can I say told you so?! - 04/01/2023 12:00

Today, my husband was served child support paperwork by the couple he insisted on donating his sperm to. When I tried to warn him beforehand, he said I was being a jealous, paranoid, control freak and that it was his decision to help out some friends. We’re already struggling financially. Thanks babe. FML

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Trust

By Anonymous - 03/02/2024 05:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my wife revealed to me that the doctor at the fertility clinic where we stored embryos is her ex-boyfriend. She’s now furious that I don’t trust that our freezer babies are mine. FML

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Make it stop

By Anonymous - 04/01/2022 20:01 - United States

Today, after years of trying, my husband and I did IVF, fertilized 5 eggs, and the whole process was really rough. Now, a year after giving birth to our daughter, my husband wants to use another egg, but I don’t want to go through that all again. FML

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Harsh and unfair

By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 12:00

Today, my soon-to-be-ex wife aborted our baby out of sheer spite after I caught her cheating with a man. All I’ve ever wanted is to be a mom, but I'm infertile. Also, I’m writing this from work because my boss wouldn’t let me have even one day to grieve, because I wasn’t the one who was pregnant. FML

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#Childfree

By ChildFree - 20/04/2015 23:55 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 01:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my husband told me he cheated on me two years ago with his ex-fiancée. In the process, he got her pregnant, but said it was okay, because she didn't keep it. FML

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Alcohol is no excuse

By Carrie - 21/01/2023 22:00

Today, after spending thousands on 4 failed IVF attempts, my husband of 3 years told me he had a drunken one night stand last month with his ex, who he said he hasn’t spoken to in years, is pregnant with his baby. There goes our future together. I thought trust and being honest meant something, but obviously not. FML

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By anonymous - 25/01/2016 14:09 - United States - Waxhaw

Today, my son became convinced that his father cheated and we put the fertilized egg inside me to cover the whole thing up. He won't stop calling me "host mother". FML

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By pocketrocket90 - 08/08/2014 06:05 - Australia - Capalaba

Today, I got a call from my very drunk boyfriend at 1:30am asking for my permission to have sex with a "gross fat chick" he met at a pub, because he "felt sorry for her". The conversation ended with me getting hung up on because I "don't have a heart". FML

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BananaCoconutty 26

Sunday 17 May 2015 17:31

Just buy him some eggs from the grocery store! Lol

Ajf92002 23

Sunday 17 May 2015 17:33

Well there's and example of a horrible person, sorry OP

Comments

mccrightp 29

Sunday 17 May 2015 17:39

He's the one who's heartless!

WeLikeIke 23

Sunday 17 May 2015 17:42

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 17 May 2015 17:50

Ex for a reason...my question is why your eggs?

tournamentdecide 33

Sunday 17 May 2015 17:56

The woman OPs husband cheated on and left her for is probably infertile. Karma is a bitch like that.

luststarrr 22

Monday 18 May 2015 0:00

Yeah, & if OP already has kids with said ex, they may want them to be genetically full siblings rather than opting for another donor.

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 18 May 2015 4:44

Or they may want her eggs because they think they can convince OP to give them for free (rather than paying a stranger thousands of dollars).

ladyg228 15

Sunday 17 May 2015 17:52

In what universe does these two scumbags think its even acceptable to be asking anything from you! Glad you were able to give him the boot.

boudica9 6

Sunday 17 May 2015 20:01

They were most likely thinking that if they got OP to donate eggs they wouldnt have to pay for them. If they got them from the facility that sells the eggs they would have to pay big bucks. So this just makes them even worse people.

afallingstar 22

Sunday 17 May 2015 17:56

I'm sure that's karma for him somehow...cheater.

AmeliaPond21042 20

Wednesday 17 February 2016 4:51

i say karma already did by not being able to have the kids they want. and love your pic!

tranced_ 45

Sunday 17 May 2015 17:56

your eggs your decision! If they're butthurt, it's their problem!

Manic1 13

Sunday 17 May 2015 18:22

Wow! Your ex is a douche and his wife is no better than him. Thank God he realized you were to good for him and got with someone on his level. Trash should be with trash.