Miscellaneous: Today, a couple asked me to donate my eggs so they could start...

By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 17:46 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, a couple asked me to donate my eggs so they could start a family. When I refused, I was called heartless by my ex-husband and the woman he cheated on me with for over two years. FML

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By Ford - 03/01/2018 01:30

Today, a child that was born due to my donation to a sperm bank in 1995 contacted me. My current wife, who I met in 2003, is convinced I cheated on her and is filing for a divorce. FML

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Breach of contract

By can I say told you so?! - 04/01/2023 12:00

Today, my husband was served child support paperwork by the couple he insisted on donating his sperm to. When I tried to warn him beforehand, he said I was being a jealous, paranoid, control freak and that it was his decision to help out some friends. We’re already struggling financially. Thanks babe. FML

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Trust

By Anonymous - 03/02/2024 05:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my wife revealed to me that the doctor at the fertility clinic where we stored embryos is her ex-boyfriend. She’s now furious that I don’t trust that our freezer babies are mine. FML

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Make it stop

By Anonymous - 04/01/2022 20:01 - United States

Today, after years of trying, my husband and I did IVF, fertilized 5 eggs, and the whole process was really rough. Now, a year after giving birth to our daughter, my husband wants to use another egg, but I don’t want to go through that all again. FML

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Harsh and unfair

By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 12:00

Today, my soon-to-be-ex wife aborted our baby out of sheer spite after I caught her cheating with a man. All I’ve ever wanted is to be a mom, but I'm infertile. Also, I’m writing this from work because my boss wouldn’t let me have even one day to grieve, because I wasn’t the one who was pregnant. FML

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#Childfree

By ChildFree - 20/04/2015 23:55 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 01:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my husband told me he cheated on me two years ago with his ex-fiancée. In the process, he got her pregnant, but said it was okay, because she didn't keep it. FML

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Alcohol is no excuse

By Carrie - 21/01/2023 22:00

Today, after spending thousands on 4 failed IVF attempts, my husband of 3 years told me he had a drunken one night stand last month with his ex, who he said he hasn’t spoken to in years, is pregnant with his baby. There goes our future together. I thought trust and being honest meant something, but obviously not. FML

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By anonymous - 25/01/2016 14:09 - United States - Waxhaw

Today, my son became convinced that his father cheated and we put the fertilized egg inside me to cover the whole thing up. He won't stop calling me "host mother". FML

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By pocketrocket90 - 08/08/2014 06:05 - Australia - Capalaba

Today, I got a call from my very drunk boyfriend at 1:30am asking for my permission to have sex with a "gross fat chick" he met at a pub, because he "felt sorry for her". The conversation ended with me getting hung up on because I "don't have a heart". FML

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BananaCoconutty 26

Sunday 17 May 2015 17:31

Just buy him some eggs from the grocery store! Lol

Ajf92002 23

Sunday 17 May 2015 17:33

Well there's and example of a horrible person, sorry OP

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pleasedie 22

Sunday 17 May 2015 19:28

I don't know how people can be so shameless

silverkaast 9

Sunday 17 May 2015 19:47

I'd laugh in their faces.

Death69 24

Sunday 17 May 2015 19:48

I'll give your ex husband this much...He's got balls, to ask such a thing. Which is exactly where you should've kicked him. Then and NOW! You did the right thing. Why help this piece of SHIT and his *****? Walk away with pride OP.

daemonsparta 16

Sunday 17 May 2015 19:49

obviously he was a toxic person and its good you're free of him

potionowl 25

Monday 18 May 2015 9:51

Not free enough apparently, not until she never hears from the bastard again.

I_Bite 22

Monday 18 May 2015 10:23

if they have kids together or live in a small town or even work together, it's not always that easy unfortunately :/

KyleLord_ 9

Sunday 17 May 2015 19:54

Screw them. You don't need to give them anything, let alone a part of you.

DerpAngel 8

Sunday 17 May 2015 19:54

What else could he expect from someone he cheated on??

creepyclowntown 10

Sunday 17 May 2015 20:11

I would say no,I am saving them to start a family with a faithful husband

bleedingglitter 24

Sunday 17 May 2015 20:22

They should not be asking you to borrow a cup of sugar let alone ask you to help them have children.

DoomedGemini 37

Sunday 17 May 2015 20:47

I feel like the decision to donate eggs could be a big decision anyway, let alone with a bastard like that. It's your choice and you shouldn't feel guilty for saying no. If they truly want children they can try to find someone else or adopt.