Work: Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He...

By poorman - 11/08/2014 19:54 - United States - Huntington Beach

Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 349

You deserved it 3 962

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By korbo7 - 17/05/2016 03:26 - United States - Grand Island

Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 618

You deserved it 1 424

By Elmoo - 01/06/2012 01:20 - Netherlands

Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 575

You deserved it 1 950

By Jesse - 22/06/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 786

You deserved it 85 368

By Meow - 11/07/2009 06:28 - Australia

Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 282

You deserved it 4 893

By /(•'_'•)\ - 07/09/2013 16:59 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 900

You deserved it 3 844

Gross

By maddie - 15/05/2020 05:00

Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 783

You deserved it 140

By Michelle C - 26/01/2009 03:44 - United States

Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 752

You deserved it 5 582

By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 16:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 838

You deserved it 5 530

By well scrooge you too - 26/12/2015 04:24 - United States - North Myrtle Beach

Today, a customer gave me the dirtiest look ever and muttered, "Goody two-shoes prick" after I asked if he'd like to donate a few cents to charity. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 646

You deserved it 1 840

By dirtythief - 18/07/2013 16:01 - Philippines - San Juan

Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 611

You deserved it 3 146

sexyboi1985 27

Tuesday 12 August 2014 1:12

Did you touch him by punching him in his face ?

kerbear1232 16

Tuesday 12 August 2014 1:13

This has happened to me too... People can be very petty.

Comments

demetrios007 3

Tuesday 12 August 2014 4:21

YDI for working at mcdonalds.

Chezzlova 5

Tuesday 12 August 2014 4:27

Then why the crap is he at a freakin McDonald's?? Everything's a buck; it's poor people food!

mikbrooke 25

Tuesday 12 August 2014 7:56

pretty sure everything is not a buck at mcdonalds. although i'd love to be able to get a full meal for a buck.

Truthteller31 1

Tuesday 12 August 2014 4:28

Says the guy eating at McDonalds...

HarleyQuinn1996 8

Tuesday 12 August 2014 4:29

But he's at McDonalds...is it the Ritz now?

CrysisKing 5

Tuesday 12 August 2014 4:35

Then why eat at mccdonalds? Thats where broke niggers like me eat

Kendrah18 19

Tuesday 12 August 2014 5:10

Says the man who is eating at McDonald's?! You have to be penny pinching or have no self esteem to eat that crap, haha. Some people

Nymeria_fml 25

Tuesday 12 August 2014 5:18

Oh wow, look at you, you're so cool and all...

fml0505 22

Tuesday 12 August 2014 5:18

You should have been like, "Surprise ************, I'm just pretending to be poor! I'm so rich, that this is what I do to get off!" Or you could have just thrown hot fry grease in his face, that would have worked too.