Work: Today, a customer was looking for some decking materials. I took...

By hopeless - 03/10/2014 21:13 - Canada

Today, a customer was looking for some decking materials. I took her around the store and pointed out some nice plywood, noting that it's also fire-retardant, which might interest her. She got pissed off and bitched me out for supposedly calling her a retard. FML

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By mando - 06/10/2011 15:14 - Australia

Today, at work, I refused a customer a refund because there was nothing wrong with the item, and she didn't have the packaging. I then watched as she and her son rummaged through a public bin for the packaging. When I refused her again, she called me a "fucking idiot". FML

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By Unhelpful - 07/02/2012 04:27 - United States

Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML

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By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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Nice try

By Ellie - 06/07/2022 00:01

Today, I was ringing up a lady’s items; two shoeboxes. Per policy, I’m supposed to open them. She heavily insisted I didn’t. I ignored her and found other merchandise inside. She then went on a rant on how "people should mind their own fucking business" and stormed out of the store without buying. FML

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By midwesternpetclerk - 09/11/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, I got yelled at by my boss for being insensitive to a customer. I'd told her I never heard of the requested item even existing. She walked off shouting, screaming and throwing stuff from the shelf. She wanted to order a bird feeder with heated perches so the bird's feet won't get cold. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2018 01:30

Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML

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By Madokami - 30/01/2017 11:37 - United States - Kingston

Today, a customer became irrationally angry and called me a "stupid bitch", all because she couldn't use the coupon clearly marked "30% off grocery items" on a prescription from our pharmacy. FML

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Wait, what?

By HereToLaughAtU - 18/11/2014 04:16 - United States - Des Moines

Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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xlord 27

Saturday 4 October 2014 6:03

Well if she got that mad she very well might be...

thee_most_dope 30

Saturday 4 October 2014 6:04

If the shoe fits..

Comments

thenamesjan 13

Saturday 4 October 2014 6:27

She's probably fire-retarded

sarah5745 41

Saturday 4 October 2014 6:41

Nope, just retarded

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 4 October 2014 6:33

"This wood is fire, retard."

oatmeal96 10

Saturday 4 October 2014 6:39

Ur a ******* retard

crunchycheeto99 11

Saturday 4 October 2014 6:46

This reminds me of my mom..

devildog562 33

Saturday 4 October 2014 9:27

Show some respect !

kingdomgirl94 29

Saturday 4 October 2014 15:28

21's mom could be this bitchy and stupid though, who are you to judge? Someone doesn't stop being stupid because they're you're parent. 21 is the only one on this site with position to prove or disprove his comment about his mother.

crunchycheeto99 11

Saturday 4 October 2014 15:49

You must give respect to recieve it. I've given up respecting her untill she shows a little.

ProudDaddy 7

Saturday 4 October 2014 7:06

"Fire-resistant" would have been a better choice of words

Ichiya 29

Saturday 4 October 2014 7:54

But fire resistant and fire retardant mean different things. Sure they are close but not interchangable. One should use the term that was assigned to the material to avoid legal matters later.