Possession

By Anonymous - 10/07/2023 18:00

Today, my mom wants me to get an exorcism because piercings, tattoos, my own car, my own career, moving out of her house, and wanting zero contact with her from now on are "sure signs of demonic possession", maybe even the influence of Lucifer himself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 889
You deserved it 137

Same thing different taste

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Contact a fly by night place that will throw some holy water on you and have them send your mom the bill. Then present it to her along with a restraining order.

If that Lucifer is the one portrayed by Tom Ellis, it's totally okay!!!

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Contact a fly by night place that will throw some holy water on you and have them send your mom the bill. Then present it to her along with a restraining order.

You have tattoos and piercings AND a career. Tattoos and piercings make most people unemployable for most careers. Someone must have made a deal with the Devil. Tell your mom if you get an exorcism, you'll likely end up sponging off of her.

If that Lucifer is the one portrayed by Tom Ellis, it's totally okay!!!